wykikitoon 28473 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 20 hours ago, ewerk said: @ you letting on to friends and family that the secret to your zen like status is in a couple of self help books when your real method is having the wykitoon alter ego with which you can indiscriminately call everyone a cunt and instantly vent your aggression with whatever run of the mill thing has annoyed you on the way into work. Toontastic: keeping wyki sane since 2005. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6685 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 (edited) Got to say after a few days playing around with Sage and QuickBooks software, I have a much higher admiration for all you accountants. On the bright side, I now have £16,000,000 Edited November 24 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5169 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 Bought a new oven and hob off AO, came on 14th Nov, took the old ones out fitted hob, wrong oven sent. These things happen, what can you do? Correct oven came yesterday, didn't have the correct fittings, away they go again. Going to try again Wednesday Starting to get a little tetchy at the situation tbh 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6685 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 Puns assemble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6685 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 If you’re not sure where to start, I can give you an induction. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5169 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 (edited) Oh and I took my wife's car Fiat500 for an mot this morning, new passenger side doorhandle £300 quid apparently Edited November 24 by spongebob toonpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 17977 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 You're handling the situation very well. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6685 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 I think the kitchen is more of a Hot point 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5169 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 18 minutes ago, Meenzer said: You're handling the situation very well. I'm steaming 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28473 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 1 hour ago, spongebob toonpants said: Oh and I took my wife's car Fiat500 for an mot this morning, new passenger side doorhandle £300 quid apparently With they Fix It Again Tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26304 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 On 17/11/2025 at 21:23, wykikitoon said: Anyone in here take a magnesium supplement? aye. it's good for recovery and has improved my sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26304 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 3 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said: I'm steaming you must be near boiling point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26304 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 3 hours ago, Meenzer said: You're handling the situation very well. he must be exhausted from all of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28473 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: aye. it's good for recovery and has improved my sleep Been taking it now for about a week and so far so good. More chilled going to sleep lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9861 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 If you need a good nights sleep then I highly recommend Honey and camomile tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5169 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said: If you need a good nights sleep then I highly recommend Honey and camomile tea. Mumsnet assemble 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15504 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said: If you need a good nights sleep then I highly recommend Honey and camomile tea. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50625 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 4 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: If you need a good nights sleep then I highly recommend paying some other cunt to fit your oven, and not buying Fiat Fyp 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43810 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 'A Fiat worse than death' to quote my dad when he found out my daughter's first car was a fiat 500. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9298 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 19 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said: Oh and I took my wife's car Fiat500 for an mot this morning, new passenger side doorhandle £300 quid apparently Fuck that. I bought a 3rd party one online and fitted it myself to my sisters fiat 500 after watching a YouTube video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5169 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 33 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Fuck that. I bought a 3rd party one online and fitted it myself to my sisters fiat 500 after watching a YouTube video Not really an option when they won't let you drive it away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62966 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 Tell them you're a free man and you don't recognise their laws. Works every time. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39120 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 54 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: Not really an option when they won't let you drive it away So you're stuck with whatever garage did the MOT to carry out the repair? That seems like a bit of a scam to me. Over here your MOT is carried out at a government run centre. If you fail then you're given a couple of weeks to go away and get the problem fixed then go back to have the repair checked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 17977 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 Yesterday I learned the name of the current mayor of Barking and Dagenham. https://lbbd.moderngov.co.uk/mgUserInfo.aspx?UID=3121 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62966 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 All being well we're getting a new cat from the shelter this week. An 8 year old black cat who goes by the name of Princess. Hopefully she never goes missing cos I'll look a right cunt walking round the estate shouting for her. Her last owner turned her in cos she was going to the bog outside of her litter, but she's never repeated the behaviour in the shelter, so they were almost certainly a scruffy fucker that never cleaned her litter out. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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