Brock Manson 0 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Do you work in private healthcare or for the NHS, Catmag? I doubt those three use the former, can't afford the bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9009 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Obviously they're looking for some cure for their mallardy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 When hospital security becomes lax, this is waddle happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26441 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Searching for a quack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 I memorised the gender of the ducks with a nursery rhyme when I was a child: Green Head, no cunt Brown head, big cunt Quack quack, duck duck Waddle waddle, splash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9009 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 In order to maintain control, Falconers have to push the leather strap attached to the feet of their bird underneath the thumb. Hence being "Under the thumb" Also, when they place the hood upon the bird it tricks them into thinking it's night time. You "Hoodwink" the bird. Language is fun. Being at work is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 This week at work has felt like the longest ever. I finish at 3.30 today though and picking the lass up from the staysh later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9009 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 This week at work has felt like the longest ever. I finish at 3.30 today though and picking the lass up from the staysh later on. the "staysh"? Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 I'll fuck off in 13 mins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9009 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 I'll fuck off in 13 mins. ... 3 1/2 hrs but then, TAPAS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Daughters school sports day/ Party for the German. Pleasantly surprised that they had winners and losers, even more pleasantly surprised that there wasn't a Dads race. For the sake of the other dads , of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 just found out that Jeremy Clarkson was in Elvis Costello's Attractions?!!!!! Ehhhh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 I memorised the gender of the ducks with a nursery rhyme when I was a child: Green Head, no cunt Brown head, big cunt Quack quack, duck duck Waddle waddle, splash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 just found out that Jeremy Clarkson was in Elvis Costello's Attractions?!!!!! Ehhhh? Think you might've been misinformed there like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Aye it was Richard Hammond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 The Stig played harmonica for Jimi Hendrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 James May was one half of pop cheats Milli Vanilli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 He's the only one who can actually play an instrument , isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 This man knows his stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Girl you know it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Did anyone see Alistair Campbell on Have I Got News tonight ? Mind, what a fucking laugh he is . eh . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Think you might've been misinformed there like. yeah I was. Over it now, he just looked like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 But today I learnt that Brian Cox was in D:ream. Here is him in a strange getup on keyboards: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3984 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Just ditched T-mobile to go to three - I exceeded the 1gb last month and I didn't like the way they texted me with a message like I was a naughty kid and restricted access for the rest of the month. Plus the reception during my daily train juourney is shit so I've given someone else a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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