Dr Gloom 19837 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Nothing better than the crust on a freshly baked loaf. Those on the ready sliced hovis style loaf are less impressive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Just had the plod at the door responding to a 999 from my 2 year old How come they came to the door? They normally just ring you back on the number you called from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 How come they came to the door? They normally just ring you back on the number you called from. No idea! Said it was engaged for 14 minutes. I was on the crapper being given running commentary of plod pulling up, two getting out and walking down the drive. Bearing in mind the wife and oldest daughter had left for work combined with my vivid imagination, it was an unpleasant few moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Caught with your pants down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Dressing Gown pulled up if you really want mental pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 What a horrible shit mind this bloke that killed April Jones. I listened to the police update on this yesterday and how distressing not only to lose your daughter but also to have this twat refusing to locate the body. 10 weeks later and there are still 16 search teams working on this. Poor family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Dressing Gown pulled up if you really want mental pictures Oh howay man, I have to go to bed in a minute. I don't need that creeping into my dreams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30452 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 What a horrible shit mind this bloke that killed April Jones. I listened to the police update on this yesterday and how distressing not only to lose your daughter but also to have this twat refusing to locate the body. 10 weeks later and there are still 16 search teams working on this. Poor family. Aye, i heard on the radio the other night they're still searching for the body. He wants putting down to be perfectly honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Does anyone else pull their dressing gown up like a fucking skirt to go for a shit? Mine comes off altogether. Seems canny unhygienic having your dressing gown all bunched up behind you when you're shitting. Absolutely perilous for the underdeveloped stand up wipers too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14060 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Dressing Gown pulled up if you really want mental pictures What a horrible shit My poor family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Does anyone else pull their dressing gown up like a fucking skirt to go for a shit? Mine comes off altogether. Seems canny unhygienic having your dressing gown all bunched up behind you when you're shitting. Absolutely perilous for the underdeveloped stand up wipers too. I hitch it up and hoy it around my waist. Nee bother. It's not touching the bowl or the brown so what's the problem? Unless you strip off naked to shit then it's not different to wearing a top on the throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 If you're wearing a dragon kimono maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9010 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Sweep it round one side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 My dressing gown is brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 My dressing gown is brown. I have this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 If you're wearing a dragon kimono maybe. I bought a kimono in my student days actually. Dead comfy but it's silk so you sweat like CT in the oven cleaner aisle after 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14626 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I have this. "These aren't the droids you're looking for........" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I wear MrsP's jogging stuff. Always clean and smells nice. Bit tight around the revels like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 "These aren't the droids you're looking for........" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30452 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 http://www.buzzfeed....orrects-of-2012 Those are quality although for some reason this made me laugh more than any of the auto-corrects: Who's that person? Is that Kim Jopng Il? Mom, it's Britney Spears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 auto correct is brilliant because it makes all the people who couldnt spell and used text speak now have to think about spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Where is the 'end of the world thread'? Slightly panicked here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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