manc-mag 1 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I should tell Ricey about it..... I can definitely see him suddenly shaking smoke out of a tin at everyone in the middle of his show. Nice idea alex, you're obviously on the right wavelength for this...... 76499[/snapback] Alex is seething. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I should tell Ricey about it..... I can definitely see him suddenly shaking smoke out of a tin at everyone in the middle of his show. Nice idea alex, you're obviously on the right wavelength for this...... 76499[/snapback] Alex is seething. 76506[/snapback] I'm hunting down a unicyclist as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Anyways, I'll stop referring to the church as a scary cult for a little while now....... 76490[/snapback] But that's such an eerily accurate little verbal bomb there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Anyways, I'll stop referring to the church as a scary cult for a little while now....... 76490[/snapback] But that's such an eerily accurate little verbal bomb there. 76511[/snapback] The Church isn't one homogenous group though, perhaps it should be referred to as a bunch of cults, or similar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Anyways, I'll stop referring to the church as a scary cult for a little while now....... 76490[/snapback] But that's such an eerily accurate little verbal bomb there. 76511[/snapback] The Church isn't one homogenous group though, perhaps it should be referred to as a bunch of cults, or similar 76512[/snapback] With each one believing theirs is the ONE TRUE GOD. Shouldn't get started on religion me- it's good for the soul to have a belief but it's a shite concept for the public masses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Anyways, I'll stop referring to the church as a scary cult for a little while now....... 76490[/snapback] But that's such an eerily accurate little verbal bomb there. 76511[/snapback] The Church isn't one homogenous group though, perhaps it should be referred to as a bunch of cults, or similar 76512[/snapback] With each one believing theirs is the ONE TRUE GOD. Shouldn't get started on religion me- it's good for the soul to have a belief but it's a shite concept for the public masses. 76515[/snapback] Orientation Director welcoming new arrivals to Hell: “This is Hell, so, abandon all hope and yadda yadda yadda ...” Damned soul: “Well, who was right? Who gets into Heaven?” Director: “I’m afraid it was the Mormons; yes, the Mormons were the correct answer” That scene is sheer genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 And why would there be a loose paving slab on the ice? 75599[/snapback] You've never been to Whitley Bay Rink, have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 There was a bit when everyone was meant to read out (chant, perhaps?) about how we believe in god and his almightiness and although we are not worthy to believe in him, he lets us, and all that crap. I didn't say it. I thought God would be more angry at me for saying it and not meaning it, than asserting myself and not saying it at all. Either way, I'll burn in hell, right?? Hey, have you guys missed this news?? Jesus was on cannabis, apparently. http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/st...,869273,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 There was a bit when everyone was meant to read out (chant, perhaps?) about how we believe in god and his almightiness and although we are not worthy to believe in him, he lets us, and all that crap. I didn't say it. I thought God would be more angry at me for saying it and not meaning it, than asserting myself and not saying it at all. Either way, I'll burn in hell, right?? Hey, have you guys missed this news?? Jesus was on cannabis, apparently. http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/st...,869273,00.html 76525[/snapback] We believe in one God, the Father, the Allmighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 76837[/snapback] Had apint of Budvaar for 25 pence in that very spot....(never saw the chicken mind it must have ducked !!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 For Lou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 And why would there be a loose paving slab on the ice? 75599[/snapback] You've never been to Whitley Bay Rink, have you? 76523[/snapback] I've heard a few complaints from Elly about it I got hit on the knee with a puck on Saturday. All that fucking padding and it got me where there wasn't any (saved it mind) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 hooray! whatfore did I do to earn myself a coconut? *feels chuffed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 hooray! whatfore did I do to earn myself a coconut? *feels chuffed* 76932[/snapback] You aren't meant to cheer when I get hit by a puck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 May I cheer when you get hit by a puck? I'd suppose it's only fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 hooray! whatfore did I do to earn myself a coconut? *feels chuffed* 76932[/snapback] You aren't meant to cheer when I get hit by a puck 76933[/snapback] Sure Brock- it's all about you isn't it? It's just for you being you Lou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Brock is a little self obsessed, but then all the great Ice Hockey Players are. like Mario Lemieux, Wayne Gretzky....Bob Boughner.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 True. Hey, how's those beardy wisps coming along Brock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 That's a coincedence, I'm just debating a thorough shave.... might even take a pattern into my chin's follicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 How great are the names of the Kojak episodes? Siege of Terror Web of Death The Corrupter Therapy in DYNAMITE Eighteen hours of FEAR I wish I had funky fonts and sound effects for these things, they truly deserve them. They're like 1950's horror titles! I'm concerned about the "Therapy in Dynbamite" one though... is it going to be therapy with Dynamite sticks as coercive facilitators, or is going to be a huge stick of dynamite, where Kojak sits on a comfortable chair talking about his problems... oooh this one is funny already, Web of Death... cop kinds arrests a druggy, the the cop goes off to kill someone with a professional air, and then brings the druggy back to the police station.... it's gripping stuff to be frank. anyone think of any decent tv shows or films that I could "Ahem" acquire from the tinterweb?those speech marks are around the wrong word aren't they? never mind I'm sure no-one on the internet is at all pedantic .... it is after all a free speech medium and as such would not stifle a new and exciting form of expression.... would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Those titles surely do deserve the appropriate dramatic suspensful music segues... I swear I imagined hearing a thunderous 'Dum dum dum duuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!' as I read them. **gasp, shock, horrors!** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 and maybe some discordant piano playing? oh yes indeedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 This shows promise, promise I say! And not the trivial hype and tripe so usually found before one becomes disillusioned and disenchanted by the cold cruel reality that is life. This is true and valid! **feel free to smack me for talking bollocks** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I would not so much smack, as spank. oh me, oh my what have I said? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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