Dazzler 5508 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Btw I’ll be strutting in to the Love Parlour tonight in my silk kimono, leopard skin thong, with a pot of lube and this below blasting out. I am a bloke and this somehow managed to dry my fanny out. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 (edited) If we’re doing songs for lovers then surely it has to be the opening track of Luke Vibert’s Lover’s Acid album: Edited February 14 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 33 minutes ago, Dazzler said: I am a bloke and this somehow managed to dry my fanny out. I’m waaay ahead of you 57 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: a pot of lube 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14585 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 47 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Btw I’ll be strutting in to the Love Parlour tonight in my silk kimono, leopard skin thong, with a pot of lube and this below blasting out. fuckin belter that mate… I’ll be sticking to the traditional, tried and tested “Larry from Cameo” get up.. it’s a bit old hat but the now semi-permanent Mrs PL likes it and I hate to disappoint her 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: fuckin belter that mate… I’ll be sticking to the traditional, tried and tested “Larry from Cameo” get up.. it’s a bit old hat but the now semi-permanent Mrs PL likes it and I hate to disappoint her I’ll be disappointing the hell out of Mrs. F. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14585 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 @Monkeys Fist The Herbaliser btw….thats a blast from the past 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26834 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 I'll put something smooth on for Mrs HMHM and pour her a nice cuppa from the new valentine's teapot I bought her.... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 And people say romance is dead? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 1 minute ago, Alex said: And people say romance is dead? I've shelled out and bought the fella a Valentine's meal deal from Asda, so I can confirm it isn't 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Meenzer said: I've shelled out and bought the fella a Valentine's meal deal from Asda, so I can confirm it isn't Well I wasn’t at all cliched and got my lass some chocs, flowers and wine. And I got some nuts ( ) and then when she was writing my card this morning she realised she’d gotten me a girlfriend one by mistake Edited February 14 by Alex 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: I'll put something smooth on for Mrs HMHM and pour her a nice cuppa from the new valentine's teapot I bought her.... I assume this a teabag-only pot? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26834 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I assume this a teabag-only pot? "I wouldn't know anything about that, sir." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 The lovely Ms Nb (she's a modern lady) decided to go all out for valentines day but I'm afraid at 5am even this couldn't rouse me. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9230 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 9 hours ago, Alex said: Well I wasn’t at all cliched and got my lass some chocs, flowers and wine. And I got some nuts ( ) and then when she was writing my card this morning she realised she’d gotten me a girlfriend one by mistake Maybe she's telling you something 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2767 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 39 minutes ago, Nefilim said: Fyp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14585 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 NME top singles from 1990…something for everyone 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Needing something gentle and relaxed to ease you in to another hard day’s accounting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Speaking of something for everyone, this is top notch mix of cheesy pop, hip-hop, house, disco, rave, soul party tunes: https://on.soundcloud.com/cEsRuA1qBjBczFC97 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 This article suggests there is at least an album’s worth of unheard Marvin Gaye tracks sitting in Belgium. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68674814 It also suggests that the legal wrangle over ownership could be a bit fucky. The family in Belgium own the tapes on which the music is recorded, but not the publishing rights. The Gaye family own the publishing rights, but not the tapes. The cheeky sod of a lawyer for the Belgian family says he’s “worried” that someone other than the Gaye family could buy the tapes and pass off the music as their own, since it’s never been heard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1236 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 Conversation in our house just there when this was playing "Aye the new stuff sounds really nu-metal. I want to like it but it reminds me too much of that band Spineshank" "Aye I'll give you nu-metal, that's clearly what they're going for but I don't think this sounds anything like Spineshank....... ........wait what the fuck is this?" "Spineshank". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Just got in, slipped on a kimono, laid on the chaise longue smoking a cigarillo, listening to this Getting a bit of a chub-on at the thought of disgusted QOTSA fans hearing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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