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Congratulations Dougle. You won the argument that matters

Ewerk's hotel when the guests clock the MLF and gather around for selfies and autographs.....

From Chatgpt admittedly not the superior mind of the southern based Doctor of the Gloom So the AI may be wrong

It's all going to turn into a burn the manager at the stake campaign within 4-5 games because "this team should be challenging" sorta thing. Same as it ever was.

That is a forecast man you daft shite... check out the records of what has actually happened over the course of a whole year or matbe ten or erm 50

Is this the spy thread? "The weather in London is five degrees warmer than Newcastle at this time of the year." "The premier league footballer, like the southern rat, may be spotted moving North but no further than the tip of the southern climate." "I shall get up in one minute, take the briefcase, in it is all the hot Mitch summer temperatures and player targets with the limits each club will not sanction a sale. This concludes the end of your DoF interview. The MLFs will self destruct a month into the new season. Good luck."

6'4" Wor Eddie loves a unit

if we can get those three in before or close to the start of pre-season, things are looking pretty decent all of a sudden. that would leave just a CF to go, plus possibly a new CM if one of willock or longstaff leave

also says a price is close to being agreed with burnley for trafford

He's the only person reporting that the Elanga bid has been accepted? I wonder if he just saw the title of The Magpie TV Channel's YouTube video, which they had to rescind on the actual video.

https://archive.ph/IVND6

Are you all missing where it says we’ve had a £55m bid accepted for Elanga? Big Mitch leaves and suddenly we’re splashing the cash. Gemmill is more cursed that the tomb of Tutankhamun.

Hope he doesn't mind it being 5 Deg cooler than London.

In my hotel I have so far spotted two people in Sunderland shirts and zero in Newcastle jerseys. My reaction to those in Sunderland shirts was an incredibly indifferent ‘oh that’s a Sunderland shirt’. Obviously followed by my one man guard of honour while looking down at my shoes and muttering how I hate the mags anarl.

They're going around just posting random shots of people wearing Newcastle shirts (is this even legal)? Absolutely bizarre. The Bear Beets lad has found a photo of a teenage paper boy on X wearing a shirt - from 22 years ago. Now, taking a step back, who is the odd one here?

Centre back ✅ Young ✅ Playing abroad ✅ Eye-talian ✅

The mention of MBS’s human rights track record suddenly becoming an issue is, equally, a monumental dose of irony and a complete lack of self awareness

Yes sir

Bosh

mad that Barcelona didn't reciprocate his stated interest.