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i forgot about his metal detector fad

Where’s this?

Yeah, but they didn’t do the sex until she was legal!

You have to add 1000m to account for climbing the sofa/deaddogs/budgies/metector mountain.

But how dare you! 4.12 metres and less if I go to the bottom of the garden.

Heard an Elvis song today on a podcast. I decided to google him as I don't know much of him. He's was a nonce. Met his wife when she was 14!

Think he was the commentator on Premier Manager 99 too? Ah good times

Taxi!

I'm rawdogging it. Just therapy and me.

Peter Brackley

Historical Accuracy’ed YP. Also… Went on google earth, measured shortest straight line from your car outside your gaff to the Tyne - 4.354km Ditto My car outside my gaff- 4.361km. You win by 7 fucking metres. I agree with Dougle, you’re a cunt

Who’s that?

You should pitch this to Netflix

Hope you get the issue sorted, whatever it is, mate.

Im not expecting to see much and yep, I've been there for gigs so know exactly what to expect. Going more for the atmosphere tbh. 2 days off work so expecting it to be a messy affair.

The Bundesliga, champions league football and back to back golden boots probably made up for missing out on the worst UEFA cup win in history tbf

the scary thing is a lot of people propping Netanyahu up are cut from the same cloth. They’re absolutely the worst cunts in the country.

I'm expecting wins for us, Man City, Forest & Villa which I think leave Man City 3rd, us 4th, Villa 5th, Forest 6th & Chelsea 7th. Whoever out of Brighton / Brentford finish 8th will be praying for Chelsea to win the Conference League. The rest of the world, won't.

Thought we were talking Motson, senior moment (I'm allowed them).