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I’ll not point out the spelling mistake on the front page.

Looks like Emi Martinez is off to Saudi. Might scupper any plans we have of buying Jacob Ramsey

That's a turnip for the books.

Take care on your run today

Asda ayusses. #boldonrepresent

Totally agree Andrew. Toonpack, if you want to PM me any articles or links you want to post in future, I'll be happy to vet them for you.

"Well EXCUSE ME for wanting to be involved in what certainly appeared to be a perfectly legitimate Nigerian investment opportunity!"

Aye, a good chunk of it seems to be based on detectors, though I can't say for sure how reliable they are. I think we might need to have a think about how much AI content we're ok with showing up on here tbh, aside from my other objections to it (environmental, theft etc.) most of its just absolute garbage. I really don't want here to get as flushed with AI shite as the rest of the internet seems to be doing.

Er excuse me, SOME SWEDES have also been talking about it.

Wisest decision you’ve made in a decade How much did you get for the paddleboards on eBay?

Looks like the Christmas party for the Asda car park trolley jockeys.

My standard response to text/email scammers is "Fuck off you scamming cunt" seems appropriate.

biggest self tucking since the copper's nark confession I'd say.

Never mind that, TP. I’ve acquired a small quantity of magic beans. Would you be interested in buying some of them?

not a fucking clue. could just as easily be monmouth town.

Christ on a bike!!! I (and no-one) didn't expect the Spanish fucking Inquisition.

And all of it entirely self-inflicted.

Good move on their part tbf, no MLFs to bother them and no NUFC fans to bother them either because unless it's a derby and they're wearing their mackem strips nobody knows who they are.

I don’t think I’ve actually clicked on any if the links before but that 247sportslife site is often link to with what appears to be absolute shite stories (going off the headlines) from fan pages / accounts are n social media. Wouldn’t surprise me if G-Dogg is correct and it was generated by AI. As for the motivation behind making it up? It’s not that bizarre if you come at it from the pov is that it’s just to drive engagement. And it’s the sort of feel good story that people like to read about. So quite clever in that regard. It being the sole source (seemingly) also suggests it’s a load of bollocks

BOOM! Never too early in the day for that classic. That's set me up for the day, thanks.

Also I'm sure his bonus is heavily dependent on final league position and CL qualification. So he'll neither have it yet, nor will anyone know how much it is. I'm afraid that what we're seeing here is just another credulous pensioner becoming the victim of evil scammers.

The article reads like it's been generated by AI.

aye, bit fishy to say the least. be warned, the website makes the chronicles look user friendly... https://www.247sportlife.com/2025/05/15/newcastle-update-newcastle-united-star-alexander-isak-donates-entire-1-8-million-bonus-and-endorsement-contract-to-charities-and-homelessness-support-organizations/?fbclid=IwY2xjawKT0CdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETBLN1I3MHFnWlhjMEl4Wm4wAR61udFCY_0YB2kLRXqXxub_x6TDnhA4ApoCiPb1ObDSZQBo5dn5k42VhTGOKQ_aem_PjOgdTMiEtChZCkgzlHQKw fucking bizarre that it's full of quotes from howe and players, yet reported absolutely nowhere else. odd thing to make up.