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If we were going to lose one of those, who's out the door for you?

The number of absolutely harrowing videos I see every day on reddit now about Israeli atrocities is starting to make me think I'm genuinely a bad person for doing nothing about it.

Trippier might be back for this one, which leaves us fine. Lascelles was on the bench the other day too. Hopefully Botman just takes the summer and comes back looking tremendous next season.

No no no no. You don't understand. We have plenty of cover at the back. Its RW that we need to concentrate on.

You would think we'd have learned by now that chucking him into starting games straight after an injury just results in another injury for him. This leaves us light at the back against Arsenal. Krafth RB, Tino LB, Burn/Schar CB ?

I wanted the moon rotated clockwise a bit and the fairy sat right on the edge with her arse actually connected rather than levitated. fucking useless website couldn't seem to grasp that. do your stuff.......

If that's the standard of your writing then your business is in trouble, mate.

I'm indeed a lifelong fan of Newcastle, so I had to get into this thread. There's no hiding from it; it's a rollercoaster ride for any fan of this club, with pure magic only to be followed by heartache, but supporting them through all of it. Here's where you can come to enjoy transfer gossip, tactics, or just to vent. The other guys here can be a shoulder to cry on. I actually leaned on fellow fans here during my final year at uni while writing the dissertation. This support was phenomenal—and oh, if it weren't for some reliable law dissertation writers, I probably wouldn't have completed it. You're sailing through the tensions of football and tense academic pressure, but with this kind of help from both sides, it'll go. What do you want help with then, mate?

Especially playing him in two big games for 90 minutes within 3 days of each other.

it is funny, and little surprise, that the myriad AI-generated efforts by fans look more polished.

am i the only one who twas expecting it to be even worse?

Maybe leave the design work to us professionals, eh?

Nice one Israel. When we say we must learn from the genocide, it's not supposed to be about taking tips.

Looking good Craig!

They only look mildly like my glasses!

I'll tell you who's on the side of Craig and now, it seems, TOONOTL...... SIMON FUCKING JORDAN, that's who! Great company you keep, lads. Here, I've got you a pair of these each like your mate's.

No, not really.

I'm swollen with pride here. that's my debut effort on chatgpt.

It's to be expected that player who has had such a big injury get's other injuries after making his comeback. The worry is that everything seems to be his knee(s).

Still, we have plenty of cover there

@Toonpack @AgentAxeman Why are you spastic cunts replying to me? I wasn’t making an argument. I was relaying what happened to Rayvin in case he didn’t see the game. It wasn’t clear from his comment if he’d seen it or not. Anyway, @Rayvin then the board decided to have a pointless argument about the space-time continuum not realising that since Elanga was two daylights offside he’d already caused a tear at the quantum level resulting in a black hole forming near the byline which the Forest striker inadvertently inhaled. It tore his innards to shreds, definitely broke several ribs, and he was then shot into the air and exploded. The fumes are currently defusing over the residences of several Toontastic board members causing them to hallucinate violently about the possibility to form transcendental explications of cause and effect. Better?

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