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Cracking game tbh, nice to see a throwback player with black boots on.

Crikey, stitch that OG came off the bar then the keepers heed…

I had this on mute watching it on my phone as I was lying next to Junior McGroin. Absolutely enjoying it. I came downstairs, put the TV on. Rio. Fucking. Ferdinand. Ruined.

2-2 now on RTE 2. Couldn't bear another minute of the TNT crew.

Unlucky not to get a second, they've all been good goals and almost four belters.

Yamal nearly scoring the goal of the season there. Better than Messi was at 17

0-2 now. Ferdinand saying 'the Barcelona fans are shell shocked, they thought they'd be the dominant team, the dominant force'. No, camel face, that was you. (2-1 now, Ferdinand starting the bullshit back up).

0-2

'Fletch' starting his Barcelona bullshitting spiel up as the game kicks off and Inter take the lead after 30 seconds with a great move and finish. Listening to him, McCoist and the hard of thinking Rio Ferdinand is painful. I can put up with McCoist but the other two, dear christ. They're fucking clueless, Amazon can give you the stadium atmosphere sans gobshites on the mics, it's waaay past time TNT and sky got the fucking memo, spoil a game and an occasion these knackers.

Probably no one at the other end of the phone. Witnessed a smoggie doing this once after I clocked his phone wasn’t even turned on despite him talking at length about how it was better when you had the Ridings in Yorkshire as you knew where you were then. Mind, this was straight after a Hawkwind gig so fuck knows what he was on. Later followed by his mate almost getting mowed down by the only car to drive past in about 5 minutes. He was admonished by phone man who said ‘Davey, man. You know you can’t cross roads’.

Fist I am your father vibes

Drop words like "Skibbidy Rizla" and "Sigma" into the conversation.

Fortunately half the train emptied at Leeds and I didnt need to engage her, I am now the master of my own dominion (double seats). And then when I went to charge my phone, there is a Plug AND USB charger, so that's on me, since I have a plug adapter. Anyway, she got on at Liverpool I think, train delayed, and still talking to whoever now near York? 2 hour convo? GTF. She needs a special collection in your HGV MF. That's all am saying at this point.

Home end or away end?

Surely her phone is fully juiced after an hour? Just unplug hers and plug yours in while waving your lockscreen battery at her. If she speaks to you just pretend you’re Eastern European- guaranteed a racist rant.

Heading back home. The kids are alright, they were rightly in awe of me. Transpennine has been great using them so far. This morning in first class got a decent full breakfast, all things considered. Until now. Train dalayed and ended up feeling like Bombay central with the crowds and the heat. Cattle class, seating reservations fucked, and I am sat next to a mackem twat woman I want to kill. She's been talking to her other half incessantly for 45 minutes now, her phone hogging the only charger whilst my battery is almost dead. Her fucking patter is so dull she almost makes Keith sound interesting. This is all shit, but what am thinking is, who the fuck is the cuckold on the other end of this mundane shitness? What man talks to his wife/gf/whatever on the phone for almost an hour so far at this point. She's middle aged and not attractive BTW. Might be a lezzer I guess but dont think so. Anyway, need my battery just to pay for shit and display my ticket nowadays. Laters*. * If there is news tonight of a murder on the TPE, Rayvin did it.

Watch the first 5 or so of this to understand how stupid Trump is to believe that this bloke has an MS13 tattoo. As the video lad goes on to say, this is the level of due diligence with which these idiots are sentencing innocent people to life in a foreign gulag, and then just shrugging their shoulders and going so fuck when told they've made a mistake.

Leported

I haven’t, but Gloomy didn’t get where he is today just on raw talent and personality.

Even before my highlight that was a bold statement. Have you had a Gloomy BJ before then? Could very well make him feel worse and requiring knob rest on top of his knee rest.

You’d think the daft cunts would’ve gone at night- that video looks like it was midday

Great idea- not sure if it’ll help his knee, but it’ll cheer him up. Don’t forget to look him in the eyes as you swallow.

Can't remember him at all? He doesn't look old enough to have been in it? Was he ever in the same scene as Kevin Costner as a baby or something?