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Ffs sort your formatting

He never made it, sorry to be the one to have to tell you.

That makes a bit more sense. Not quite sure I can buy into the narrative. Seems a bit rinse and repeat with set formats. Why did we sign Bruno? Howe doesn't trust him and doesn't want to play him. He isn't fit for Premier League. He was forced on Howe and that is why Shelvey is still playing. Why did we loan Hall? Howe doesn't trust him and doesn't want to play him. Hall does nothing in training. He was forced on Howe and that is why Hall is still playing. Osula to a lesser extent... blah blah blah, that is why Wilson is playing. The alternative story which goes through changing the player's name: Bruno's head has gone. He doesn't want to play for Newcastle any more. He is not at the standard he was when he first got here... Gordon's head has gone. He wants to play for Liverpool. Gordon is not the same player he was... Both had their first kids around the time the articles ran. Gordon may go. If he does, I hope we make a profit and that he continues to develop. I just don't buy it. I cannot see Grealish here. I think Howe could get him playing well, I just don't see it. A few players have went to Manchester City and just bombed e.g. Grealish and Philips.

Can you definitively tell us what happened to Tranquillo Barnetta? I’m tired of not knowing.

Newcastle's main target, right winger Mbeumo, might seem the most likely candidate to reach the much-needed goalscoring tally this team needs to succeed in the Champions League. However, Harvey Barnes has scored more goals than Anthony Gordon this season and has increased his market value. Over the previous two seasons, he has progressively improved, especially this one. He is more likely to score with his left foot and has a more accurate shot, giving him a better chance of winning when he is in the team. While Anthony Gordon is sharper and faster, the goals come mainly because he cuts in with his preferred foot, so he has been successful with his greater range in facing goal. So why can't he play on the right wing and assist the center forward more often, bringing his sharpness and pace, I would argue with his preferred foot, to pass the ball more directly to Isak, thus ceding the left wing position to Harvey Barnes? He has scored one goal in every four games, which is quite impressive for a left winger. In any case, the PSR and the lack of signings have undoubtedly been taken into account. However, I've seen the first team grow over those three seasons, which indicates that the players are improving. In my opinion, goalkeepers are on the wane, so there's something to that, and they could sign a right centre half valued in around at £50 million bracket but why if Sven Botman can stay fit all season? It reminds me of another Johnathon Woodgate's story, come so near yet so far. I've discovered that Newcastle United aren't very successful with defenders of Anglo-Saxon origin. The most formidable opponent was Albeit. Bring in the Belgian defender. Zeno Koen Debast, for example, has a market value of 30 million pounds and a release clause of 80 million pounds. Jumping up from £20 million last season alone. Debast's style of play has drawn comparisons to Vincent Kompany, another product of Anderlecht's football school. But because the players a good lad he’ll be better suited with the likes of Isak. Like the frame of mind Shearer steers. The midfield is perfectly fine okay, and Joelinton is worth much more than £35 million and the same as Barnes. As well as another centre forward who is also valued in that position is somebody better than Callum Wilson? I'd like to see Mbeumo come this season, but it's not the end of the world judging by the statistics. And Manchester United, in fact, are slow in the transfer market; just look at how they're handling Fernandez.

At least thats what im assuming OP is referring too?

A couple of knownothings have released articles that gordon is off to liverpool and we'll be going after grealish.

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I'll be too busy announcing Leighton Baines signing, MF. Sorry.

Jack Grealish, who would pay that salary with just one goal and one assist in this underperforming season, wouldn't even be able to match it if Manchester City paid two-thirds of that ridiculous sum. One thing you learn when signing someone with an unbelievable rating is the fear of selling them when their performance drops.

Don’t mention xG

Can I give you a bell next week just before I put the lottery on?

Bunch of complete cunts, including those bastarding drummers.

Had extreme versions of déjà vu since around 2022 I think, now and then, maybe once every few weeks sometimes longer sometimes shorter, lasts around 30 seconds to a minute, very hard to explain tbh but nothing like normal déjà vu which everybody has. After the first few times when I thought I was going mental I actually recognised there might be something wrong and when I knew it was happening would almost study it myself. I eventually told the missus but left it at that. I saw a GP around January in case it was a prelude to dementia or something so he referred me to neurology which I went to on Friday. From the conversation he said it could be a temporal lobe epilepsy so has booked me in for the MRI and an ECG. I'm perfectly fine when it happens, am aware of it and even tell the wife and kids when it's happening. They say I just stare at them or the TV amazed and almost laughing as I'm at that moment listening to what's being said and 'know' what's going to be said. It's very weird. I mean, I always knew I was a sandwich short of a picnic but wasn't expecting this!

The ticket exchange bit maybe? That would piss me off a bit if I was a regular for that sort of thing.

they hilariously knocked out the bindippers, and egohead's lot. as an added bonus they even added aston villa's scalp. all in all whilst not warranting forgiveness.for mbappe's penalty I've decided not to fucking hate them quite so much, temporarily at least. and in fairness they played some some superb football to watch along the way.

Aye, I’m sure you could have done without that diagnosis. Was it something you were aware of or did it come totally out of the blue?

there's stuff amongst that lot that the cunts running nufc should take heed of.

Not sure I see anything horrendous in that, based on your intro I was reading it waiting for something akin to "we reserve the right to collect the blood of your firstborn (white only) for use in our immortality experiments" but it never happened.

Always my favourite forrin player in his Barcelona days, never got the recognition of Xavi/Iniesta but I'm not sure they'd have been as great in that side without him.

Well this is why I don't like Apple. Monopoly providers of both your hardware and software. You can use Google Drive etc on any platform I think?