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its been a month of an absolute embarrassing shitshow. every single player we've been heavily linked to has fucked off elsewhere. I don't mind if it's because we've been gazumped on wages by the more well established 'big clubs' we're all well aware of the hurdles in our way here. what really fucks me off is idea of missing out on players for a pocket change £5m which is how it' seems we're missing out due to haggling over these days.. the very same pocket change we could easily make up.with a few credible sponsorships which shouldn't even raise an eyebrow. for fucks sake I'm not suggesting we sell our under 10s team to ourselves for £2b here but by the same token we shouldn't be low balling burnley for £5m for their keeper when we could raise that with a training kit sponsorship. fucking pathetic when every cunt else is literally taking the piss.

Watching that Olivia Rodridgo lass with my now teenage daughter. "At least she's easy on the eye" I say. "Paedo" says she. FML I feel old.

From everything we know they're a perfect fit for each other. Not upset at all that we didn't sign him.

Mid 90s Scottish IDM duo

Oh I'm not panicking, I'm sure we will sign some players before next season, but there's also a lot of cognitive dissonance going on with some of our fans. We are one of the last CL clubs to have started their business yet, and just about every player we've been credibly linked with has gone elsewhere. Our DOF is likely leaving without signing a player and pre-season starts in a week. I'm not sure what positives we are meant to be taking from that .

Tomorrow I think

When do teams hit the PSR panic button? It sounded like we were waiting for that moment before doing anything.

Hot Mitch summer has been a wet fart so far. I’m still optimistic they’ll sign the players we need. Whether they’re the players we want is another matter

Were we ever actually credibly reported as being after cunha? Mbuemo still plays for Brentford tbf, he's gone nowhere yet. Though it seems we've moved on. Delap had most of the league after him because that release clause was buttons and he went where he'd be first choice. I get where you're coming from KD but Im just not at panic stations yet. Our best business has never been public and I feel like a lot of our fans who are panicking just aren't quite used to us being linked with anyone moving yet since Ashley left.

I’ve always hated Rod Stewart

I had ball cancer the first time so half of Salford and Manchester have seen my cock and balls during inspections. I really didn’t enjoy a doctor bringing in two what looked to me teenage girls, who were apparently trainee doctors. If they have to learn I suppose it best be on the smallest cock in town so they can get used to it.

If we just get DCL and no RW or back up striker then serious questions need asking. But IMO that won't happen.

Whether people think Pedro is a bullet dodged or not, it appears that we've now lost out on 4 players in a row that could play across the front 3 and deputise for Isak at CF if needed (Cunha, Mbuemo, Delap and Pedro). You wonder how far down the list we've got to go before re-signing Wilson or getting DCL on a free becomes an option

What would he be after wages wise? Mother fucker should be on disability allowance. He's another Wilson.

If he didn't want to come here I'm not fussed at all we've missed out. We absolutely need to keep the dressing room spirit intact. The important thing is the club moves fast on other targets now and not dally till the end of the window.

Loves Farage too 🙄

As I was saying earlier Pedro seems like a Class A cunt, and not like Gordon who is a cunt to the opposition but a top class lad within the toon. Pedro will fit in well at Chelsea. Bullet dodged imho. Heard the mackems were interested in Pedro too until someone pointed out that's not how Adam Johnston is spelled... What's the craic with Oshimen these days he was been touted to everyone as the next big thing?

DCL on a free 🤪

Some cunt on Bluesky saying it's a myth he's always injured and when someone says he's shit his reply was 'he needs to stay fit and get a run '🤣 We need players to take us to the next level. DCL is doggers

Also, that cunts pied us twice now. I hope he gets done for doping after his first game for them. Anyway onwards and upwards. Who we bringing in as Wilson's replacement? It better not be fucking DCL

Needs to be some law coming in here about the maximum number of players you can have on the books, like. They must have close to 50 players in and around their first team squad now? You’re just actively ruining careers at some point

That's £105m Chelsea have spent in one day btw

Surely we had encouragement from his agent if we were still pushing for him though. Mbuemo interest seemed to end overnight.