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Serves you right for watching it, you mentalist.

Good, hope City win it tbh. Palace or Forest would be stealing our thunder.

Ugh god. That shit will still be getting replayed by Sky 10 years from now. Forest have blown some great chances to get back into this one.

It’s not going to be Forest’s day.

Grabbed a phone from someone in the crowd, and took a couple of selfies while the world's media fawned over him Fucking Liverpool man.

Is Richarlison just an impact sub now Spurs have been pathetic.

Salah got the 4th. The tug fest is complete.

4-1 now. They deserve it this season but I don't think they'll get it as easy next year. Anyway fuck them.

Only just thought of Peter Drury as well! He'll have to absolutely smother his knob with aloe vera after the game as it'll be red raw with the excessive wanking I'd guess?

🫣🤮

Almost an hour of the Liverpool game and I've only now just wondered what the score is? Just looked on the BBC and it's 3-1 if anyone's interested?

I'm sure there'll be loads made in the press over the next few days about how Liverpool's owners are direct financial backers of an administration that is snatching innocent people up off the street and deporting them, and arresting judges.

Massive fuck up missing that chance now it's two nil.

The biggest accidental shithousery is the semi final being on at the same time and most sane football fans not even watching it.

Again!

Sitter that.

Misses the target with a sitter after a minute

Bringing Elanga on… is he only half fit or something?… seems mad not starting him…

Also good for the cooking thread @CT

Forest haven't really turned up yet.

The officials to the Man United bench.... 🎶 If you got a problem, don't care what it is, If you need a hand, I can assure you this I can help, I got two VAR men, I can help! It would sure do me good to do you good, I can help. 🎵

aye. I'd rather gouge me eye balls out with a rusty tea spoon than watch this.. I'll tune in to match of the day later though if they lose.

I feel for any Spurs fan who has to sit through the spunk fest that sky will have lined up for them this afternoon if they want to watch their side.