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Ratcliffe and Ashworth are supposed to be the top of their respective games, but on recent evidence they're both gormless twats.

Sunak looks at this and thinks "Hmmm, we need to appeal more to pensioners. Let's introduce a quintruple locked pension and send all kids <18 years to Borstal".

It's Brexit wot did it. If you take away Reform and assume that those voters would be voting for the Tories then they'd be polling in the low to mid 30's. Instead they're facing extinction.

Always has been always will be. Some people you can just look at and know that their breakfast consists of a microwave minute-burger and red bull. He's one of them.

8% of under 50s. On a par with Reform. Gonna take something magical for this lot to have a future as a party.

ABROERDIE a-bror-dee The accentuated, raised decibel pseudo Geordie/mackem accent an MLF puts on outside his country's borders to people not from his region. eg; 'EE-AH, IT'S CANNY HOT, MARRA, ISN'T IT? ESPECIALLY WHEN YAV BEYN CHUCKING THE MORETTEY DOWN AT PONTEYLAND AIRPORT BUT AM NOT PISSED OR OWT BECAUSE AH CAN TAK MY DRINK UNLIKE THE MAGS. IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED NEWCASTLE AIRPORT BUT IT'S NOT RAYLLEY IN NEWCASTLE AND SUNDERLAND COUNCIL HELPED PEY FORRIT. WHEYE DO YA SUPPORT, MARRA? I'M SUNLIN TILL AH DIE JUST LIKE THE NETFLIX SHOW, DID YA WATCH IT? WENT GLOBAL, MATE. SUNDERLAND FANS AL OVER THE WORLD NOW, GENUINE FANS ANAARL NOT LIKE THE 92 BANDWAGON JUMPERS UP THE ROAD AT SID JAMES PARK! DO YOU HATE THE SAUDI MAGS ANAARL?'

Who does he think he is man? This all probably appeals to some of the more arrogant amongst the team's following (so about 80% of them), but it's doing him zero favours with the actual people he needs to negotiate with.

They've predictably produced a thread several thousand posts long about us not qualifying for Europe. Apparently we are in meltdown rather than being - in my view - mildly disappointed. And of course the world needs another thread obsessing about county Durham mags and the proportion of Mags/MLFs by postcode, to add to the several hundred others. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-term-geordie-…-they-aren’t-all-skunks.1633940/

Thing is, they've played well enough to end up mid table this season, only Arsenal, Liverpool and Man City have permitted fewer goals per game and only them and Brentford and Palace have permitted fewer chances. Plus they've got a goalkeeper who is a very good shot stopper, so the few chances they give up are less likely to result in a goal. Where Everton struggled is their ability to put the ball in the back of the net. They created plenty of chances, 12th overall, but only Sheffield scored fewer. Should they get a reliable goalscorer they'll be way up there. Now, this was in a season where more goals scored than any other (I think?) so it could be that they're an outlier? Like all the other teams are conceding more goals, and they're conceding as many as they would in any season...

Abbott going directly to the BBC doesn’t reflect particularly well on her tbh.

This guy needs to read the Art of the Deal and learn something, narcissistic moron to narcisstic moron.

Well, that's the BBC talking point for the day, Nicky Campbell is on the vinegar strokes as I type. Funny how the BBC never want to talk about the literally dozens of tory MPs who have (usually reluctantly/forcibly) been thrown out for being blatantly corrupt or perverted. Not to mention is that we know the real reason Abbot has been castigated is because of the right wing tory client media who would compare her to Joseph Stalin if she was allowed to stand. Labour can't win. And also meanwhile no attention to the latest tory brainfart idea where they want to dictate to universities what they can and can't teach so they can "fund" apprenticeships. An idea which makes no sense under the most basic scrutiny.

Plus it’s not like the financial benefit of playing in the conference league would do anything to help their shitty financial performance since Abramovich left so it’s almost a lose / lose for them. Ah well, we’ll take that problem off their hands.

He's in for a shock

the mackems have a bitter, bitter hatred for the staffordshire minnows since alex neil walked out of their massive club to join the potters in '22. also, it's rumoured at around about the same time a stoke fan was heard to innocently remark that his club played in the same colour shirts as athletic bilbao and its spiralled out of control ever since.

Windmill into the canteen day 1

Mint news mate, pleased you got something sorted quickly, and it sounds like a winner too.

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How fucking corny is that feral hipster-look now, man?

Apart from that short period when it was ‘Mag-like behaviour’. Which, by pure chance, coincided with them not being able to get hold of them, due to a tinpot operation in Co Durham having the contract for supplying the kits to fans.

And go berserk when someone asks them if they are from Newcastle despite the accents sounding pretty similar to anyone not from the north east (or at least familiar with both). They’ll go full blown nuts at the notion they are a geordie instead of saying “hahaha na, mate…” which is the appropriate response to something so minor Luckily Newcastle is the famous part of the region so we never have to find out how we’d react to being asked if we’re from sun’lin. However, I think the laugh seems more likely.

He 100% smokes Monster flavoured vapes.