All Activity

They do MRIs in the metro centre now?? But they couldn't keep Metroland open ffs.

Half the time he was shit as well according to them?

You've been away too long, it's wykiki, the happy-go-lucky Yurkshure Mag.

I happened to be walking past the club shop in the metro centre as I had an MRI scan there, went in and they had the 88-89 away shirt. The collar on it is horrendous, the DH gate one is the same, nothing like the original. Anyway, kid says can I help you etc as I was looking at the shirt and I told him my opinion and said I couldn't believe how score draw can get the exact same umbro style England, Rangers and Derby collars from the same template spot on but fuck ours up as I loved that shirt and would probably get it, (think it was on offer?) He said score draw don't do our very few retro shirts anymore since Ashley left. So I can only conclude that whoever does the club retro shirts are one and the same manufacturers who do the DHgate shirts but minus the umbro badge for copyright reasons as the collars are exactly the same and as equally horrendous on both versions. Fucking cheapskate bastards! bring back lovable Mike.....

Arsenal fans be like 'fam blud ya get me, like fam no isak man blud ting he be singing ya get me?'

Skynet 😂

If Luke Edwards is right, and we’re potentially getting Pedro, Trafford and Elanga for £125m, then it’s a good, if expensive start to the window. Though not as expensive as rumours suggested it could have been.

This Year 8 school band playing the stage at the Hunstanton summer festival at the weekend introduced their cover of Summer of '69 with the words "here's one your parents or grandparents might know". Cheeky fuckers.

Read the prompt. Was I fuck explaining lightwater valley to SkyNet.

The Rat was indoors / underground

Looks like he's going for quantity over quality.

More reliable source. Hopefully next 48h like.

*HMHM stares at his feet*

Imagine being so shit that you actively root for players that couldn’t wait to leave. Suppose it makes a change from racially abusing former players like.

Agree and Pope imo is the one we will get a decent amount for.

Every single one of them with the “it’s not the same without the orange and green stripes. I want to pretend I’m John Barnes.” Face.

They are still tracking what “Jobe” gets up at Dortmund I absolutely cannot fathom the mindset. “another assist for our Jobe” etc

She runs a dairy for cats now under her real name, Mary Hinge. No cows, just the pair of udders

Who's this lad then?

The reality is that with Dubravka being 36 and Pope being 33, we've got to start thinking towards the future. I expect one of them to move on this summer and the other remain as a more than capable understudy. Trafford has the potential to be England number 1 in my view. His clean sheet stats over his career are hugely impressive.

SEE YOU IN ANOTHER TWO WEEKS!