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Same with Guehi last year. Fucking madness rbh

Fuck me.is she a scrum half?

Would you accept £45m for Murphy?

It’s Jimbo‘s telly or nothing

Listen. I've been visiting ADULTS ONLY hotels exclusively for the last 20 years. I know what turns up and it's mostly old, really ugly Russian cunts with frankly OUTRAGEOUS women tottering around the pool in 6 inch platform heels. They have photo shoots by the side of the pool where their creepy old men get them to do "sexy" poses. And whilst we may differ on our definition of "sexy", I am perfectly happy for these photo shoots to proceed.

Geordie Journos: "I think he's a tit, me like" He can SWIVEL. All of our transfer deals are completed 72 hours BEFORE we put a shit interview with the new player up on our social media. When that video is posted, only THEN can we have a t+3 HERE WE GO party, and not a moment before.

“ explaining to a fly why honey is better than shit” I’ve never liked Neil Young tbh, whilst not denying his talent, legacy, etc, having the Saturday night headline slot filled by a 79yr old says something. Quite what, I don’t know.

Until somebody does the country will remain fucked. Amongst all Starmer’s failings the refusal to tell the truth about Brexit is the most damaging and the most depressing I fucking despise the cowardly cunt

I still wonder if the club has more ducks lined up than we think and is just waiting for the PSR deadline to pass. At least I desperately hope that's it. If not then IMO what has held us back this summer has been chaos in the boardroom.

I’m not panicking but we’ve clearly wasted a lot of time on Pedro and possibly Elanga.

The place will crawling with old bald lads with ponytails and their sagging wives looking for a swap. Make sure you take plenty of your new medicine so Mrs. G. can get herself in the mood to take on Grandad Cocksmith and Rita.

He was always going to cost £60m because it's what he's worth in today's game. When the bid of £45m was mentioned the immediate reaction of anyone was it's at least £15m short. If he was our player and had a season like he's just had, there's no way we'd entertain any bid south of £60m for him.

I take what Romano says with a pinch of salt tbh. He's evidently got some things right, but not everything. I retract what I said earlier. I think we most likely did express an interest but if the player currently playing on the south coast doesn't want to relocate to the North East for one reason or another, that's his prerogative. I don't find the need to wish ill of him because he doesn't have a burning desire to join my club. As for Chelsea - I think they'll offer a challenge to the title this year - more so than Arsenal. Them qualifying for the CL was massive and I think they'll push on further, much to my annoyance.

I really don’t understand why someone from Labour hasn’t come out and made a statement about everything people were lied to about Brexit , and who lied to them. And, equally, the devastating effect it’s had on our living standards. There’s nowt wrong with telling people they made a mistake due to being lied to, especially since most of the fuckwits that voted for now realise that’s the case. It’s all perfectly provable, and they could use parliamentary privilege if they were unduly worried about Farage sueing or whatever, because he’s No. 1 suspect here.

romano tweeted this morning that it's close to being done

I'd be fucking livid if I was Howe like. Pre season starts on Monday and we're still offering Burnley 60% of their stated asking price for Trafford. If Chelsea wanted Pedro, us meeting Brighton's valuation or not is irrelevant, cos they would have come in and gazumped us anyway - wages, London, and the player's apparent preference would have fucked us anyway. But we appear to have a clear run at Trafford, he wants to come, and we are dicking about on price. If we don't make Burnley an offer they can't refuse, they'll keep refusing it and keep a hold of a lad that gives them a better chance of staying up.

But we got our sovereignty back. Stop complaining.

She's practicing what she's preaching TBF.... "We need more babies so climb aboard, let's breed!"

"Economists and analysts at Cambridge Econometrics found that, by 2035, the UK is anticipated to have three million fewer jobs, 32% lower investment, 5% lower exports and 16% lower imports, than it would have had been. The report states that the UK will be £311bn worse off by 2035 due to leaving EU." Our old people did this to us. I also checked the yearly loss to the public purse and it's estimated to be about £25bn a year. How much of this shit we're currently doing wouldn't have been necessary if we weren't so stupid...

elanga is going to cost £60m, i reckon. it seems unlikely forest will let him go for less given that's how much every other PL attacker seems to have gone for this window and they don't have to sell. it's exactly like us slapping a £150m fee on isak. they're under no pressure to sell him for less so it depends on how much eddie wants him. i have my doubts that elanga is a £60m player but you have to defer to sir eddie. and at least with this one it sounds like the player wants the move - some of his social media posts haven't exactly been subtle.

could well be agent talk, who knows? but romano reckons we had two bids rejected and he is one of the more reliable transfer hacks plus joao pedro is a player we've been heavily linked with before so howe clearly likes him. it sounds credible. i completely trust eddie but if the rumours are to be believed we are struggling to meet the valuations for the PL-proven players he seems to have targeted this time.

yeah, could well be the case. i personally wish him nothing but bad luck after he snubbed us for a second time. i don't see why chelsea are so attractive beyond the wages they they offer and i suppose the lure of living in london. they've already got so many attacking players, the odds of being a regular starter there aren't great.

If they just came out and pointed the finger at Brexit, I think these conversations would be a lot easier...

Aye, honestly this Labour party is pathetic, politically clueless.

Labour trying to woo the benefit cuts rebels by pointing out that, since their u-turn, it's now ONLY 150,000 people that will be pushed into poverty by the cuts, and not 250,000. I mean fucking hell.