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But how dare you! 4.12 metres and less if I go to the bottom of the garden.

Heard an Elvis song today on a podcast. I decided to google him as I don't know much of him. He's was a nonce. Met his wife when she was 14!

Think he was the commentator on Premier Manager 99 too? Ah good times

Taxi!

I'm rawdogging it. Just therapy and me.

Peter Brackley

Historical Accuracy’ed YP. Also… Went on google earth, measured shortest straight line from your car outside your gaff to the Tyne - 4.354km Ditto My car outside my gaff- 4.361km. You win by 7 fucking metres. I agree with Dougle, you’re a cunt

Who’s that?

You should pitch this to Netflix

Hope you get the issue sorted, whatever it is, mate.

Im not expecting to see much and yep, I've been there for gigs so know exactly what to expect. Going more for the atmosphere tbh. 2 days off work so expecting it to be a messy affair.

The Bundesliga, champions league football and back to back golden boots probably made up for missing out on the worst UEFA cup win in history tbf

the scary thing is a lot of people propping Netanyahu up are cut from the same cloth. They’re absolutely the worst cunts in the country.

I'm expecting wins for us, Man City, Forest & Villa which I think leave Man City 3rd, us 4th, Villa 5th, Forest 6th & Chelsea 7th. Whoever out of Brighton / Brentford finish 8th will be praying for Chelsea to win the Conference League. The rest of the world, won't.

Thought we were talking Motson, senior moment (I'm allowed them).

Tough paper round

As it happens I haven't drove a Taxi since last September, bar one day I think in March, where I launched a heart felt, yet totally doomed to failure, comeback. This week is the first time in about 20 years where I have not renewed my Taxi MOT and had to get a far cheaper normal one. I have until January to decide whether to renew my personal Taxi Licence, but alas old age is catching up with me a bit and Im currently seeing a physio for advice (which I am not following as I believe he is wrong). Experts! Having just watched the first two episodes of shameles (US) , I now think there lies a pretty perfect model to follow.

Alan Green is dead?!

That and he's dead

Also the correct take. I couldn't stand Motson and his terribly shit prepared lines, rattling off boring snippets of information that he'd spent the week gathering about players.

I think he only got two FA Cup finals in total. And back when they were the biggest event of the year. I preferred him to Motson anyway but I think he was much more versatile too. He could easily turn his hand to other sports yet still seem like an expert. Wasn’t it him who commentated when GB beat West Germany 3-1 to win the Olympic men’s hockey gold? Also an honourable mention to Peter Brackley of Football Italia fame. Who I always thought was excellent. He died quite young in his late 60s unfortunately a few years back

The O2 has a radius in excess of 150m. Depending on where you are sitting you'll barely be able to see the player let alone the dart. Okay, you'll have huge screens but there will be a noticeable time and sound delay..... why not just watch it on TV down the pub? Ahem, sorry, not trying to piss on your chips. Have a great time.