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He’s a Sunderland fan apparently…

TheVillaWatch on twitter btw. Firmly in the top 10 of odious cunts on there is cock-a-hoop about the opening day fixture. Seems to be part Villa / part Mackem. What an affliction.

they had a thread going giving chris sutton pelters for predicting them to go down, up pops keith... chris sutton.... playing career debut 18 yr old with norwich city. goes on to make 409 appearances as a professional footballer scoring 148 goals. wins a premier league title, plays for england at U21 and senior level. works as commentator and pundit for tnt sports, sky sports and bbc sports. keiths30s.... thick as fucking pigshit, racist moderator on rtg. claimed the loch ness drogba was a better striker than isak who was worth £6m max. claimed nufc was £1/2b team of cloggers etc etc etc... aye, ok keith.

Haven’t got time to write jokes. Who am I, toughguymick?

And that (under Poyet) was when Ellis Short was throwing money at the club and before the current financial regulations.

Going back to this it's just 'another game' and the fact we think that will blow their mind. We play Liverpool away just after champions league game 8. Again, it's just 'another game'. They really do think they're THAT important to us, don't they? If they were we'd have our own version of the Parsnip board where we scurry away anything we don't want them to read we've put. The very fact this place is open to them to read at their leisure proves we really don't care ... they're just 'another team'.

The truest thing that's ever been said about them was by Poyet (the cunt) when he was their manager and they got to the league cup final and he said a good year for Sunderland was not getting relegated, having a decent go at the cups and getting results in the derbies. Now there have been periods when you could very much say the same about us (apart from under KK, Bobby and now) but it's applied to them for a very long time and there's no prospect of it changing anytime soon,

I used to work with a Phil Reah.

They remind me of Spurs in many ways. It's gone under the radar largely but Levy coming out and saying that 'Postecoglou winning the Europa League wasn't enough, they want the Premier League title' is fucking scandalous. Understand your position your utter fucktards. Sunderland are just the same.

I shall have to get my funny names list out. One of my faves is Paul McCuntrip

They had about two good results in the last quarter of the season and had well and truly turned on their manager and wanted him out before (and at certain points, during) the playoffs. And now it’s like it never happened. Saw a post on there from the loveable Keith saying the manager might be under pressure if the club goes ‘all in’ and they struggle but might get the full season regardless of performances if they ‘only’ spend £50m. It’s just down the road but it’s like a different planet at times. Especially on that message board which is weird even by their standards

I have a Quest and it is incredible, however the pron almost makes dating redundant, especially if you get the synchronised groinal gear. I am told.

Gemmill in canine form.

Our mut Hamish (not 8 stone) of tree trunks for sticks fame, loves people BUT every time he meets a woman he's straight in for a big sniff, no subtlety, straight under skirts the lot. Lost count of the bollockings I've had off the Mrs for exclaiming:

Although nothing will ever top Sven Titz, today's amazing customer name is 'Tre Wood'.

Spurs the only sky 6 team not being televised on the opening weekend, would've liked to have seen whether they put Man U on if they were playing someone like Brentford but they're home to Arsenal so there's the excuse.

Villa game 12.30 on TNT.

Three points or more from the opening two games could get us in a very good position and mood for the rest of the season. Only downside is that we will play most of the top teams away in the second half of the season.

That's a very tough start then some of the 'easier' games come in around CL fixtures by the looks of it. I really hope we have a decent transfer window as we're going to need it because injuries aside my fear is one or two legs could start to go in the older player category. I couldn't care less about rumours or journalist talk, I'd just like to see some players standing on the pitch at SJP with no coverage up to the last day or so we buy them, if I've never particularly heard of them that won't be a problem either. We haven't done too bad up to this point but for future revenue need to start getting some young potentially sellable talent in or make them so good they end up in the side. Just have to trust we get what we want or the next best thing.

Wait for their meltdown if we manage to get ourselves back to Wembley to defend the Carabao Cup. Apparently the home derby will have to shift

In that same thread they are whinging about not playing on boxing day. The PL is plotting to ruin tradition. It's honestly mental on that website