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DCL on a free 🤪

Some cunt on Bluesky saying it's a myth he's always injured and when someone says he's shit his reply was 'he needs to stay fit and get a run '🤣 We need players to take us to the next level. DCL is doggers

Also, that cunts pied us twice now. I hope he gets done for doping after his first game for them. Anyway onwards and upwards. Who we bringing in as Wilson's replacement? It better not be fucking DCL

Needs to be some law coming in here about the maximum number of players you can have on the books, like. They must have close to 50 players in and around their first team squad now? You’re just actively ruining careers at some point

That's £105m Chelsea have spent in one day btw

Surely we had encouragement from his agent if we were still pushing for him though. Mbuemo interest seemed to end overnight.

If its true he only wanted to go there then fuck him.

ahhh... the long hot summer of low balling and watching all your targets fuck off somewhere else.

And what will his wages be? PSR has absolutely tucked us.

Rod Stewart, man. Dressed like a pimp from the old west, grunting his way through the set while moving like he’s in claymation. Fucking woeful

I hope he rots on the bench

£50m

Pedro to chelsea.her we go.corruption

Honestly, so you should. I don't fear death, sweet, sweet death, I fear falling to bits.

You know what's going to happen: Chelsea, Villa, Tom, Dick and Harry will all sell themselves their women's teams, hotels, arse wipes and used towels. By the time we're ready to do it the rules will have changed. The pace of decision making at this club has to improve if we have any hope of catching up. Not that they could have done anything in particular about the women's team.

Absolutely dreading that some of this shit will be coming my way in my 40s

Great band

Could be worse. My mate has to use intermittent catheters every time to empty his bladder for the foreseeable.

And the two fuckwits commentating won’t shut up about Messi, willing him to do anything remotely newsworthy. Bit sad that they’re clearly hanging their hat on him rolling back the years as a focal point when PSG have some of the most exciting players in world football entering their prime years

You first

Steve Wraith's podcast. AND IT'S LIVE! Currently streaming live, 462 watching. He's just waiting for one of you to be number 463.

Inter Miami absolutely humped by PSG.

Looks like the broken grave stones in Walker cemetery.

I was absolutely shitting it. Especially when I walked in and there was 5 female nurses. One for one too 🤣 but they put a numbing gel on the bell and tbh it's more uncomfortable than painful. The weird thing is they filled my bladder up and then emptied it! I basically sat in my own piss. Then! They.wanted to check my prostate and to do that I had to sign a form! Wtf. Here love you've just filmed my bell ends ffs!