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We've got Anthony Gordon in our side. We need VAR for those extra penalties he wins. Albeit VAR did fuckall last night.

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It's staying init?

There’s only a wet jumper between them.

That's the Irish

As it’s the last game of the season, I propose that everyone starts a match thread, and we let chaos decide which one we use for the game. 0-5. Pope with a double hat trick, nutmegging the entire opposition team in the process. “ Puh tit ont ruuurd!

Potayto Potahto.

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Lucky he doesn't know the song that most of you pricks sing about him.

This was the perfect demonstration of a clear and obvious error. Now two clear and obvious errors. Who will VAR the VAR?

My sister genuinely sent the following to the family whatsapp "I got my jeans on!!! 🥳🥳🥳" After some very considered but stern words from Mrs Fish I did not reply.

Jam Spavelin & Steve-Steve Kebab

Saw a Skint Eastwood one yesterday too.

I recommend @wykikitoon watches this.....

Anyone want to claim Ann Widdecombe (1947)?

Cheeky cunt. That's Lancastrians

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It's pretty hard to get a quality backup keeper that is happy to be on the bench. Ideally we'd upgrade Pope and let him be reserve but I doubt he'd be happy with that.