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  1. Owen - If only the fans knew the facts! 1 2 3 4 23

    By KeithJ,   
    • 553 replies
    • 50.3k views

  2. Chelsea v Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 23

    Carabao Cup, 19.12.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 561 replies
    • 11.9k views

  3. Newcastle United vs Fulham FC 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 16.12.2023 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 420 replies
    • 8.8k views

  4. The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half) 1 2 3 4 82

    By Craig,
    • 2k replies
    • 165.2k views

  5. Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28

    Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 689 replies
    • 15.9k views

  6. Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI 1 2 3 4 24

    Group stage finale
    By Zathras,
    • 578 replies
    • 10.4k views

  7. Newcastle United Vs AC Milan - Champions League Six Pointer 1 2 3 4 5

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 108 replies
    • 3.1k views

  8. Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League Official Match Thread - Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Sunday December 10th, 2023, Kick Off at 16:30
    By MrBass,
    • 413 replies
    • 97.9k views

  9. eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3 4 19

    back to the premier league grind....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 466 replies
    • 10.2k views

  10. gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts. 1 2 3 4 20

    more premier league stuff again.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 476 replies
    • 14.3k views

  11. Nick Pope 1 2 3 4 5

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 122 replies
    • 6.8k views

  12. How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la. 1 2 3 4 23

    NUFC v Liverpool, Sat 18 feb 5.30pm
    By trophyshy,
    • 574 replies
    • 16.1k views

  13. senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs. 1 2 3 4 24

    zut alors! the big boys european stuff
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 593 replies
    • 12k views

  14. A manager likes them underage apparently 1 2

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 35 replies
    • 1k views

  15. Hatem "Number 26" Ben Arfa 1 2 3 4 89

    By loonyTOON,   
    • 2.2k replies
    • 124.9k views

  16. The dignified cabbage’s 1000th game 1 2 3 4 59

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 56.4k views

  17. howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers. 1 2 3 4 20

    mid table premier league game.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 482 replies
    • 10.9k views

  18. Joe Willock 1 2 3 4 12

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 294 replies
    • 13.7k views

  19. Former players - Where are they now? 1 2

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 35 replies
    • 4.6k views

  20. Jonas Gutierrez 1 2 3 4 41

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 1k replies
    • 60.2k views

  21. Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast 1 2 3 4 20

    Bournemouth v Newcastle
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 479 replies
    • 11.3k views

  22. The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad 1 2 3 4 17

    Dortmund v Toon- Tues 7th Nov - 17:45 GMT - TNT Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 405 replies
    • 10.6k views

  23. NILE RANGER...... 1 2 3 4 5

    By jamie_gordon,
    • 102 replies
    • 8.7k views

  24. Targett

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 10 replies
    • 365 views

  25. Players Who Are Worse Than Joelinton? 1 2 3 4 9

    Toon Premiership Era.
    By Ugly Mackems,
    • 216 replies
    • 12.5k views

  26. Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad 1 2 3 4 19

    Revenge for Cup Final - Wed 20:15 - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 458 replies
    • 10.7k views

  27. Eddies Injury Ravaged European Trailblazers v Gary O’Neils Black Country Wimpy Wolves 1 2 3 4 14

    Sat 28th : 17:30 Sky sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 335 replies
    • 8k views

  28. Would you settle for being an Everton? 1 2 3 4 5

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 111 replies
    • 7.1k views

  29. Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht 1 2 3 4 23

    For you lazy twats this is the match thread for the Wed 25/10 @ 2000 game.
    By sammynb,
    • 560 replies
    • 11.4k views

  30. Eddie and Mad Dog's Useless, Got Caught Doubling Down, Always Bet On Black (And White) Punts v The Woy With Schlupp Is Slender, Did Pardew Say Maybe, Or Eze Not Sure. He'll Be A Woy For The Eagles 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread! And thank fuck real football is back Saturday @ 1500
    By sammynb,
    • 366 replies
    • 7.7k views

  31. Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm 1 2 3 4 27

    Dirty Leeds
    By strawb,
    • 655 replies
    • 15.9k views

  32. Ed Harrisons Newcastle United Blog 1 2 3 4 15

    By TheTacoTaker,
    • 370 replies
    • 11k views

  33. Post a picture of something shit on Wearside 1 2 3 4 63

    By Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club,   
    • 1.6k replies
    • 179k views

  34. Big Dan Burn

    By wykikitoon,
    • 11 replies
    • 491 views

  35. Andros Townsend 1 2 3 4 17

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 419 replies
    • 26.7k views

  36. Chelski 1 2 3 4 21

    Fucked?
    By Rob W,
    • 503 replies
    • 17.3k views

  37. Ciaran Clark 1 2 3

    By The Fish,   
    • 66 replies
    • 6.7k views

  38. Eddie and Mad Dog's Apathetic Parisian Party Poopers v Turn It Up, Bring The Moyes (Yo, I Don't Understand Why West Ham's Playin' [With Bubbles]) 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread for the game played on Sunday @ 1400 you lazy twats
    By sammynb,
    • 365 replies
    • 9k views

  39. Boomtime For Bundesliga

    By Tooj,
    • 24 replies
    • 1.9k views

  40. Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG 1 2 3 4 30

    This is the match thread for the game which is Wednesday Night @ 2000, you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 741 replies
    • 16.7k views
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