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  1. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Craig,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 294.6k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon

    Andrew,
    • 73 replies
    • 30.6k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  3. Korean Judas and a bunch of old losers who sit around liking each other’s emojis

    NEBRO,
    • 189 replies
    • 2.3k views
    NEBRO
    NEBRO

  4. Sandro Tonali

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.4k replies
    • 98.6k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  5. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Sonatine,
    • 19.1k replies
    • 1.1m views
    Kevin Carr's Gloves
    Kevin Carr's Gloves

  6. Woltemade

    AgentAxeman,
    • 968 replies
    • 50.6k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  7. mackem messageboard gold

    Gene_Clark,
    • 34.8k replies
    • 2.6m views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  8. HOWE OUT!

    Howmanheyman,
    • 25 replies
    • 481 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  9. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 4.3k replies
    • 117.6k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  10. Eddie Howe

    Tom,
    • 3.4k replies
    • 130.5k views
    OTF
    OTF

  11. Transfers nongoing..

    trophyshy,
    • 27.7k replies
    • 1.5m views
    OTF
    OTF

  12. Alexander Isak

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 6.3k replies
    • 264.3k views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  13. a ticket thread....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 2.8k replies
    • 174.8k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  14. New Strips?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 3.3k replies
    • 301.1k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  15. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 10k replies
    • 575.5k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  16. the press, the fanzines, the podcasters and the youtubers both the sycophants and those that touch on the truth...

    thebrokendoll,
    • 80 replies
    • 4.9k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  17. Newcastle United vs The Visitors, Sunday 22nd March 2026, 12pm, St James's Park. Away seats to be coated in Teflon for easy cleaning.

    Dazzler,
    • 516 replies
    • 5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  18. The Run In

    Craig,
    • 124 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Alex
    Alex

  19. Sven Botman

    wykikitoon,
    • 371 replies
    • 42.4k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  20. Evolve or Rebuild

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 15 replies
    • 227 views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  21. the snake oil salesman or canadian cunt, whichever you prefer....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 43 replies
    • 614 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  22. Quick quiz

    The Fish,
    • 127 replies
    • 6k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  23. Eddie's wounded animals v the morlocks Sun 22 Mar - midday kick off

    Dr Gloom,
    • 31 replies
    • 486 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  24. Pooweh Troll Attempt, Marra’s

    DeeBlair,
    • 109 replies
    • 870 views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  25. Freddie Mercury, Montserrat Caballé and Manuel from Fawlty Towers yellow card avoiding Barthelona v Rock steady Eddie's Black and White heroic men mountains. 17.45 KO at Camp Nou, Referee, Homer Simpsoños, linesmen Esteban Wonderamos and Raymondo Carlos.

    Howmanheyman,
    • 544 replies
    • 4.8k views
    Kid Dynamite
    Kid Dynamite

  26. Injury Watch List 2025/26

    Craig,
    • 17 replies
    • 438 views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  27. Lewis Hall

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 77 replies
    • 5.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  28. Jacob Ramsey

    Duffman,
    • 80 replies
    • 10.7k views
    OTF
    OTF

  29. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 375 replies
    • 21.1k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  30. Pwoppa Nawtee financial irregularities Corrupt Rent Boys FC v The Righteous Black and White Novocastrians who are very much United. 17.30 at 'The Bridge'* (*twinned with David Mellor).

    Howmanheyman,
    • 427 replies
    • 4k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  31. Wissa

    Tom,
    • 379 replies
    • 32.2k views
    YorkshireExile
    YorkshireExile

  32. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 108.5k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  33. Malick Thiaw

    PaddockLad,
    • 182 replies
    • 10.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  34. Jacob Murphy

    Park Life,
    • 345 replies
    • 32.1k views
    OTF
    OTF

  35. jason tindall

    thebrokendoll,
    • 80 replies
    • 6.2k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  36. Chelsea vs Newcastle

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 12 replies
    • 218 views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  37. What’s been happening I was having a shit?

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 1 reply
    • 60 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  38. Unsteady Eddie's Camp Nowts vs. Handsome Hansi's Herr Flickers ⚽ Tue 10.03.2026 @ SJP, 8pm. CL Last 16, First Leg

    Meenzer,
    • 460 replies
    • 4.4k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  39. Valentino Livramento

    wykikitoon,
    • 219 replies
    • 11.1k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  40. Fuck me I forgot , I’ve been on the bog all day bunged up to fuck. Anyway it’s us vs them cunts AGAIN!! I need a break never mind the players. ALSO 8PM KO

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 363 replies
    • 2.9k views
    OberynM
    OberynM

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