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  1. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Craig,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 294.8k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon

    Andrew,
    • 73 replies
    • 30.6k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  3. Evolve or Rebuild

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 32 replies
    • 418 views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  4. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 4.4k replies
    • 120.3k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  5. Crystal Palace v Newcastle United; Sunday 12th April 2pm

    Gemmill,
    • 34 replies
    • 386 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  6. Eddie Howe

    Tom,
    • 3.5k replies
    • 131.5k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  7. Alexander Isak

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 6.3k replies
    • 264.4k views
    Sonatine
    Sonatine

  8. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 10k replies
    • 576.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  9. Transfers nongoing..

    trophyshy,
    • 27.7k replies
    • 1.5m views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  10. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Sonatine,
    • 19.2k replies
    • 1.1m views
    London
    London

  11. Korean Judas and a bunch of old losers who sit around liking each other’s emojis

    NEBRO,
    • 211 replies
    • 2.7k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  12. mackem messageboard gold

    Gene_Clark,
    • 34.8k replies
    • 2.6m views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  13. Nicky Butt

    NobbySol,
    • 29 replies
    • 2.4k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  14. The Kieran.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 467 replies
    • 33.3k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  15. the snake oil salesman or canadian cunt, whichever you prefer....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 203 replies
    • 2.4k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  16. Woltemade

    AgentAxeman,
    • 971 replies
    • 50.7k views
    gurru991
    gurru991

  17. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 213 replies
    • 5.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  18. Sandro Tonali

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 99k views
    YorkshireExile
    YorkshireExile

  19. Injury Watch List 2025/26

    Craig,
    • 19 replies
    • 480 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  20. HOWE OUT!

    Howmanheyman,
    • 25 replies
    • 501 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  21. a ticket thread....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 2.8k replies
    • 174.9k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  22. New Strips?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 3.3k replies
    • 301.1k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  23. the press, the fanzines, the podcasters and the youtubers both the sycophants and those that touch on the truth...

    thebrokendoll,
    • 80 replies
    • 4.9k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  24. Newcastle United vs The Visitors, Sunday 22nd March 2026, 12pm, St James's Park. Away seats to be coated in Teflon for easy cleaning.

    Dazzler,
    • 516 replies
    • 5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  25. The Run In

    Craig,
    • 124 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Alex
    Alex

  26. Sven Botman

    wykikitoon,
    • 371 replies
    • 42.4k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  27. Quick quiz

    The Fish,
    • 127 replies
    • 6.1k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  28. Eddie's wounded animals v the morlocks Sun 22 Mar - midday kick off

    Dr Gloom,
    • 31 replies
    • 488 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  29. Pooweh Troll Attempt, Marra’s

    DeeBlair,
    • 109 replies
    • 878 views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  30. Freddie Mercury, Montserrat Caballé and Manuel from Fawlty Towers yellow card avoiding Barthelona v Rock steady Eddie's Black and White heroic men mountains. 17.45 KO at Camp Nou, Referee, Homer Simpsoños, linesmen Esteban Wonderamos and Raymondo Carlos.

    Howmanheyman,
    • 544 replies
    • 4.8k views
    Kid Dynamite
    Kid Dynamite

  31. Lewis Hall

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 77 replies
    • 5.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  32. Jacob Ramsey

    Duffman,
    • 80 replies
    • 10.7k views
    OTF
    OTF

  33. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 375 replies
    • 21.1k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  34. Pwoppa Nawtee financial irregularities Corrupt Rent Boys FC v The Righteous Black and White Novocastrians who are very much United. 17.30 at 'The Bridge'* (*twinned with David Mellor).

    Howmanheyman,
    • 427 replies
    • 4k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  35. Wissa

    Tom,
    • 379 replies
    • 32.2k views
    YorkshireExile
    YorkshireExile

  36. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 108.5k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  37. Malick Thiaw

    PaddockLad,
    • 182 replies
    • 10.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  38. Jacob Murphy

    Park Life,
    • 345 replies
    • 32.1k views
    OTF
    OTF

  39. jason tindall

    thebrokendoll,
    • 80 replies
    • 6.2k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  40. Chelsea vs Newcastle

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 12 replies
    • 218 views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

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