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  1. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Craig,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 294.3k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon

    Andrew,
    • 73 replies
    • 30.5k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  3. Pepto Abymsal’s Belligerent Bell Ends vs Eduardo’s Rotisserie Chooks - League Cup Semis 2nd Leg. Wed 4th Feb. 20:00 KO. 2-0 to The Peppers on aggro.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 404 replies
    • 3.5k views
    OTF
    OTF

  4. Jamaal Lascelles and Karl Darlow

    Tooj,
    • 294 replies
    • 28.6k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  5. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 9.6k replies
    • 568.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  6. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 1.4k replies
    • 107.3k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  7. Newcastle ‘couldn’t finish a cup-a-soup’ United vs David Brentford pulled our pants down.

    trophyshy,
    • 28 replies
    • 330 views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  8. Ryan Fraser

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 28 replies
    • 1.3k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  9. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 3.5k replies
    • 105.6k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  10. Eddie Howe

    Tom,
    • 2.5k replies
    • 118.8k views
    OTF
    OTF

  11. Valentino Livramento

    wykikitoon,
    • 205 replies
    • 11k views
    NEBRO
    NEBRO

  12. Transfers nongoing..

    trophyshy,
    • 27.3k replies
    • 1.5m views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  13. a ticket thread....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 2.7k replies
    • 173.4k views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  14. Donald Trump and FIFA bring you the World Cup 2026

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 76 replies
    • 1.8k views
    Craig
    Craig

  15. Defensive Stalwart. The Big Dan.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 296 replies
    • 40.7k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  16. ross wilson...

    thebrokendoll,
    • 39 replies
    • 903 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  17. New Strips?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 3.3k replies
    • 300.4k views
    Craig
    Craig

  18. Eddies thanks for the Millions, how’s the rat, Burns coming for you again, European heroes v Slots one hit wonders, it was all Klopps doing anyway, moaning Mary’s (Saturday 8pm)

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 578 replies
    • 4.4k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  19. Kevin Keegan

    Tooj,
    • 358 replies
    • 40.1k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  20. French fancy dan, ref bribing poodles v Eddies plan A walking wounded. Wednesday 28th Jan. 8pm KO. At that there France. (details added by friendly mod since OP is spacka daft)

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 813 replies
    • 6.8k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  21. Alexander Isak

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 6.3k replies
    • 263.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  22. mackem messageboard gold

    Gene_Clark,
    • 34.5k replies
    • 2.6m views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  23. Joe Willock

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 344 replies
    • 24.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  24. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 320 replies
    • 20k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  25. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Sonatine,
    • 18.8k replies
    • 1.1m views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  26. Newcastle United vs Aston Villa, Sunday 25th January 2026, 2pm, SJP

    Dazzler,
    • 601 replies
    • 4.8k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  27. 24/25 Stats

    The Fish,
    • 252 replies
    • 16.6k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  28. Joelinton

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.3k replies
    • 117.9k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  29. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 134 replies
    • 3.8k views
    OTF
    OTF

  30. Harvey Barnes

    aimaad22,
    • 193 replies
    • 12.5k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  31. Wissa

    Tom,
    • 351 replies
    • 31.6k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  32. Lewis Miley - He’s one of our own (Stanley)

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 290 replies
    • 23.8k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  33. Newcastle United vs PSV, Wednesday 21st January 2026, 8pm, SJP

    Dazzler,
    • 449 replies
    • 4k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  34. United to unveil Sir Bobby Statue

    Mr Gittes,
    • 95 replies
    • 8.1k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  35. The Kieran.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 437 replies
    • 32.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  36. Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Newcastle United, Sunday 18th Jan 2026, 2pm, their place innit

    Dazzler,
    • 347 replies
    • 3.5k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  37. Fabian Schar

    wykikitoon,
    • 140 replies
    • 10.8k views
    OTF
    OTF

  38. The Alan Shearer Appreciation Thread

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 101 replies
    • 9k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  39. Eddie's exhausted entertainers v Pep's pricey primadonnas - Carabao Cup Semi-final first leg St. James' Park Tuesday 13th January Kick-off 8pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 514 replies
    • 4.2k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  40. Lewis Hall

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 58 replies
    • 4.9k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

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