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  1. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Craig,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 294.5k views
    Craig
    Craig

  2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon

    Andrew,
    • 73 replies
    • 30.6k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  3. Ffs another one! EH’s damp squids vs another north east Man u arselicker’s on the up team. Please make it stop we need a break soon. Wednesday night.

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 584 replies
    • 5.3k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  4. the snake oil salesman or canadian cunt, whichever you prefer....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 30 replies
    • 197 views
    David Kelly
    David Kelly

  5. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Sonatine,
    • 19k replies
    • 1.1m views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  6. Big Willy Osula

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 78 replies
    • 8.4k views
    Craig
    Craig

  7. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 9.9k replies
    • 573.2k views
    London
    London

  8. Woltemade

    AgentAxeman,
    • 788 replies
    • 48k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  9. Eddie Howe

    Tom,
    • 3k replies
    • 125.3k views
    OTF
    OTF

  10. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 3.9k replies
    • 111.8k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  11. New Ground vs Upgraded SJP

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 385 replies
    • 31.6k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  12. a ticket thread....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 2.8k replies
    • 174.4k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  13. Aaron Ramsdale

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 106 replies
    • 3.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  14. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 353 replies
    • 20.7k views
    strawb
    strawb

  15. Injury Watch List 2025/26

    Craig,
    • 14 replies
    • 368 views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  16. Eddie Howes definitely further in the CL than ever before damp squib survivors vs everton. Saturday, 3pm, SJP

    Andrew,
    • 385 replies
    • 3.9k views
    Sibierski
    Sibierski

  17. mackem messageboard gold

    Gene_Clark,
    • 34.6k replies
    • 2.6m views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  18. Transfers nongoing..

    trophyshy,
    • 27.4k replies
    • 1.5m views
    Alex
    Alex

  19. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 198 replies
    • 5k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  20. Shane Ferguson

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 1 reply
    • 61 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  21. Shefki Kuqi

    Nobby,
    • 291 replies
    • 25.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  22. pickford

    thebrokendoll,
    • 0 replies
    • 59 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  23. Wissa

    Tom,
    • 352 replies
    • 31.6k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  24. Alex Murphy

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 10 replies
    • 179 views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  25. Eddies finding their feet, further than they've ever been in the CL mags vs carrier bag; Job done? Tuesday 8pm at SJP

    Andrew,
    • 268 replies
    • 2.8k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  26. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 107.8k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  27. Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 7.4k replies
    • 630.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  28. Joelinton

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.3k replies
    • 118.1k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  29. Sven Botman

    wykikitoon,
    • 369 replies
    • 42.4k views
    Craig
    Craig

  30. Sandro Tonali

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.4k replies
    • 97.3k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  31. Pep’s I’ll tap your players up on the pitch after we beat you at our place as normal Citeh v Eddie’s resurgent, resplendent, rotated Plan B masters. Etihad Stadium Saturday 21st February Kick-off 8pm Live on TNT Sports.

    Dr Gloom,
    • 396 replies
    • 4k views
    LondonBlue
    LondonBlue

  32. Bruno Guimarães

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.7k replies
    • 108.5k views
    OTF
    OTF

  33. Defensive Stalwart. The Big Dan.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 312 replies
    • 40.9k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  34. New Strips?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 3.3k replies
    • 301k views
    Renton
    Renton

  35. Lewis Hall

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 60 replies
    • 5k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  36. Sean Neave

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 20 replies
    • 360 views
    beatty
    beatty

  37. Dracula's Villains v defiant fist-pumping Eddie's rotated and resurgent mags

    Dr Gloom,
    • 563 replies
    • 5.3k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  38. A banana skin in a Tesco carrier bag v Eddie’s willy waving cup specialists. Wednesday 18th February Kick-off 5.45pm GMT/9.45pm local Live on TNT Sports

    Dr Gloom,
    • 470 replies
    • 4.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  39. John Terry stripped of England captaincy?

    Nobby,
    • 103 replies
    • 9.8k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  40. Jacob Murphy

    Park Life,
    • 339 replies
    • 32k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

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