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  1. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Craig,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 293.6k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon

    Andrew,
    • 73 replies
    • 30.5k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  3. Amorim’s Arse Wipes v Eddies Electric Eleven - 26th Dec - 20:00 KO

    Holden McGroin,
    • 9 replies
    • 159 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  4. Alexander Isak

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 6.3k replies
    • 263.2k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  5. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Sonatine,
    • 18.4k replies
    • 1.1m views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  6. Woltemade

    AgentAxeman,
    • 651 replies
    • 45.5k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  7. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 9.3k replies
    • 564.2k views
    Craig
    Craig

  8. Eddies Inconsistent Magpies v Enzos Inconsistent Cockney wide boys - Sat 20th Dec 12:30 KO

    Holden McGroin,
    • 475 replies
    • 4.5k views
    Craig
    Craig

  9. Transfers, 2024-25 season

    trophyshy,
    • 26.3k replies
    • 1.5m views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  10. Aaron Ramsdale

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 97 replies
    • 3.4k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  11. Sandro Tonali

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.2k replies
    • 94.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  12. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 2.8k replies
    • 96k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  13. a ticket thread....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 2.6k replies
    • 172.5k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  14. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 109 replies
    • 3.4k views
    Craig
    Craig

  15. Lewis Miley - He’s one of our own (Stanley)

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 214 replies
    • 22.3k views
    OTF
    OTF

  16. New Ground vs Upgraded SJP

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 349 replies
    • 30.9k views
    Renton
    Renton

  17. Paul mitchell

    Selkirk,
    • 236 replies
    • 12.3k views
    Alex
    Alex

  18. mackem messageboard gold

    Gene_Clark,
    • 34.4k replies
    • 2.6m views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  19. Valentino Livramento

    wykikitoon,
    • 201 replies
    • 10.9k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  20. Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

    KeithJ,
    • 570 replies
    • 63.4k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  21. Eddie’s Black and White Bottlers v Marco’s White and Black Cheese and Wine Eaters - Wed 17th Dec - 20:15 GMT

    Holden McGroin,
    • 297 replies
    • 4.6k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  22. Wissa

    Tom,
    • 298 replies
    • 30.6k views
    NJS
    NJS

  23. Eddie Howe

    Tom,
    • 1.7k replies
    • 107.6k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  24. 24/25 Stats

    The Fish,
    • 239 replies
    • 16.3k views
    London
    London

  25. Defensive Stalwart. The Big Dan.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 294 replies
    • 40.6k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  26. I assume they're not going to customise the bar in our honour this time marra VS Eddie Howes constantly nackered mags at work

    Andrew,
    • 527 replies
    • 11.5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  27. Eddie Howe's cup holding weekend no shows v Jacksonville Jaguars owner's cottagers

    Toonpack,
    • 4 replies
    • 146 views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  28. Bruno Guimarães

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 107.3k views
    Alex
    Alex

  29. Liverpool

    Monroe Transfer,
    • 968 replies
    • 77.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  30. A team Florian Wirtz used to be the best player for so they must be shit vs Eddie Howes 70 minute mags

    Andrew,
    • 385 replies
    • 5.2k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  31. Donald Trump and FIFA bring you the World Cup 2026

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 69 replies
    • 1.6k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  32. It's the Eddie Howe Derby, The Scott Parker Derby, The Paul Gascoigne Derby but more importantly...

    Andrew,
    • 80 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Alex
    Alex

  33. The Toontastic Discord

    Gemmill,
    • 10 replies
    • 226 views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  34. Given signs for Man City

    Matty,
    • 509 replies
    • 39.1k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  35. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 318 replies
    • 19.9k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  36. Eddie Howes back monkey destroying away match specialists vs Thomas Franks...they're not thomas franks, they hate him (spurs)

    Andrew,
    • 441 replies
    • 6.7k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  37. Hillsborough

    Craig,
    • 238 replies
    • 38.7k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  38. Gemill’s fault

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 9 replies
    • 220 views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  39. David Moyes Everton vs Newcastle underperforming in the league but doing alright in europe - Thats right its 2004 again

    Andrew,
    • 372 replies
    • 6.3k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  40. fuck your namby pamby, drogbaless la marseillaise v general howe's relentless march with his fearless young defenders.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 515 replies
    • 7.7k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

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