The Fish

Even if you compare him to the other attacking players, he's poor.

Just looked at his season long data and... yeah he's bobbins.

I'm trying to find data on that, because I'm not sure he's more guilty of that than anyone else. It's just that he's at the business end of the pitch so any stray pass usually means the end of an attack and so sticks out in the memory more.

I think we were trying to evolve into a more possession based side even before Isak disappeared up his own arse. I don't understand the Elanga transfer, but Ramsey, Thiaw, Ramsdale, Wissa, Woltemade all fit a more possession based side.

Right, that's enough of that. Shut it down. Shut it all down.

Nah, not vertically enough.

Had a call on Teams where they ran through the good and bad of the year before lurching into a quiz. Y'know, because what screams Festive Spirit more than a 20 strong Teams call where silhouettes mumble hurriedly googled answers. anyway, one of the questions was "How many vertical countries are there in Europe?" I listed three, Portgual, Sweden and Finland. Now, quite what precisely constitutes a 'vertical' country remains a mystery but surely we can all agree that Portugal would tick most boxes, right? No the answer was 2, Italy and the UK. wtf?

Biddy Biddy Biddy get wrecked Buck.

CT's spidey sense just went off

Your history of prediction is under investigation. I won't be taking any further questions until the matter is resolved.

I enjoyed Musk being called an "Odd Duck"

He'd better not. Hell hath no fury like a middle aged nerd scorned.