geordieshandy

Cafe Royal is great (West Register St) in beautiful setting, and Green Door is a really good steak place on the King George Bridge.

Cultural Friday evening for me - King Lear at the Theatre Royal. (Knob jokes will not be tolerated).

Danny Murphy's take on dangerous tackles - from Skysports Link

Do they think they just have to turnip to win? You could see quite clearly Karen Brady wanted to get hold of each and every one of their root vegetables. Quite.

Aye they do... Fucking hell - where have you sprung back from...? First quote answers the second I believe.

Agree with that. But the number of teams involved in relegation battles appears to grow year on year, so that at least half the league are involved until about Easter at the earliest.

I believe Nick's words were: Aye they do...

What a waste of money.

From what I saw the three new lads mentioned were the least of the problems on Saturday. The "proven premiership stars" he brought in were most to blame for the shambles, Geremi, Smith, Viduka.

Don't you mean Jones? Nope, It's Johnson. Mistake in the story. Really?

Don't you mean Jones?

Only 12 times? for fucks sake Mr. Gemmill, if I tripped up over the doormat two or three times it wouldn't take it happening twelve times to know I should watch where I'm stepping, lift my feet higher, get rid of the doormat, or nail the fucker down so I wouldn't keep tripping over it. Fact is, Enrique is a better left back than Zoggy, Zoggy plays best wide left. Milner plays best wide right. Beye is a better right back than Taylor, Taylor plays better in the middle. How many times does Sam have to trip up before he fixes the fucking problem? Nice analogy. Picking football teams is like avoiding tripping over doormats. If you can just avoid tripping, everything will be fine and you'll win. No no no Mr.Gemmill, picking football teams is not like avoiding tripping over doormats. It's like a question of how many times you commit the same error before you correct the error of your ways and get yourself into a winning way. Sam brought in Enrique, Cacapa, Beye, Rozenhal, Faye, and possibly Geremi to strengthen our dismal defence yet he puts Zoggy in at left back. Goals against at home 8, goals against away 10, brilliant. He needs to do something about that doormat before he falls flat on his face. Or perhaps it says something about how those players have reacted to the display the previous week, and how they have performed in training during the week that made Sam not fancy them in those positions in this game. Just a thought.

Some actual intelligent writing on the subject True Faith

Can you see the small contradiction in your last two posts? Do you not think that he might be making his decisions based on what he sees in training, which players are able to play in which positions and dropping the ones he doesn't think are up to the challenge or haven't impressed?

Wonder if they'll tell us how Levi "Keith" Roots' 'ot Reggae Reggae sauce is going. Fairly sure he was on the where are they now episode, in July.

Huntington isn't on loan, we sold him. Carroll is, as is Krul at Falkirk.

Watched most of it, twas canny.

Alreet so far, mind I haven't been in the office these last two weeks, the joys of Financial Training.... First exams tomorrow, so I'm trying to do a wee bit of revision before I fail spectacularly.

Ever tried to fold a pack of cards? It's darn difficult.

Very sad. RIP

Run Fat Boy Run Not great plot, saved to some extent by the performances of Moran, Pegg and Patel.

Shearer more likely.

Reet, that'll do for today, I'm away for the weekend and starting my new job on Monday, so peace out y'all.

Why don't you go round to every last one of their shops with a cricket bat and a tube of smarties.