geordieshandy

HB big man.

Right, that's it, I'm going to start a pub team, get my shirt on and go down the Bigg Market, and play merry hell until they let me in. And then tell them I wouldn't be seen dead in their shit hole of a skank fest.

Wrong board?

Blonde lass gets home early from shopping, and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. What's wrong?" she asks. I'm having a heart attack." cries her husband. The lass runs downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she dials 999, her four-year old son come up and says.." Mummy, Mummy!! Auntie Shirley is hiding in your closet and she's got no clothes on!!" The blonde slams down the phone and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there's her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bitch", she screams, "My husband is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

Fuck the fuck off.

Aye but he's Ashley's favourite so he'll play.

I reckon his game for England showed where his best position was, and certainly at what he was best at doing.

This lad being the Marseille captain pleases me. It's something we've been missing for a couple of years, having leaders on the field.

I'd say Faye is seen as a back up right back more than a midfielder to be honest. Although having these options is never going to be a bad thing. I would have liked to have seen a creative, almost luxury, player brought in, but that's hardly Allardyce's style.

And hence how cat's eyes (the road version) were invented.

Flame 'n' Grate is a fireplace shop in Thirsk.

Grease megamix.

LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now he's claiming he hasn't been offered a contract.

Returning to Hana Hana tonight.

And so they put in a £10m bid for Riquelme.

Good Shoes - Nazanin

Seriously anything to get that fucking oddjob off the pitch is fine by me.

On rare occasions he has, arguably. But that rather backs up your point really. what a plonker Me, 5 minutes ago Deluded.

exlpain yourself young man! Hollyoaks is full of chavs and wannabes. if there was a tv show that I epitmoised it's QI... shirley Antiques Roadshow ? Fnar, fnar, fnar, fnar, fnar too much hair.

Owen doesn't even have any legs.

Wigan might be saying similar. However their free signing seems to have found the net already.

Of which I expect Ipswich will be expecting a substantial wedge. Plus noone really knows whether any more was stumped up or not.

Does that mean we have to pay Beckham everytime we curve a shot in? I'll have to curb that side of my game then. Or is this patent only applicable in the States?

Outlawed? Seems a harsh stance. What have you got against them?