geordieshandy

Light years ahead of us in terms of back room methods and sports science tbh, its not luck that they can prolong the careers of the 30+ brigade whereas we struggle to keep half of our squad fit. most of that is down to the club personel not physical facilities which we have in a bundance we won't get that right until we stop rotating the staff every 2 or 3 seasons Personel and there not being a nightlife in Bolton. Agreed on the revolving door policy of staff though.

Dementia

you don't have sympathy for them I take it? I hated the old Wimbledon, so no But they propelled Vinny Jones into the Limelight! I never really had a problem with Wimbledon, sure they were rough and dirty, but their talentless team was too comedic to be truly offesinve. now if this happened to Blackburn or Everton I think I'd be as unsympathetic. Aye. There was a mint premiership years on a bit since, with a running joke about how much Fash was caning in for scoring goals, and Sam Haman writing abusive grafiti on the changing room walls. Nutters.

*Points and laughs* Going for a new job?

I have said for a long time I dont rate him at all. I still think he is all pace and no end product and last night showed that IMO. If SWP had the same run in the team as Milner as had (Club level) I dont think he would have done as well as Milner has. Neville can fuck off too, moaning about the booing, pull your fucking finger out the you fanny tashed wanker! Neville is about the best player England have at the moment tbh.

Going to see the new one at the cinema next wednesday. Trailers look alright but I'm shocked how quickly it's all been pushed through, I think the DVD is supposed to be out in May. Still would rather be going to see Hot Fuzz though.

Your average muslim is not akin to your average Nazi, you muppet. Islam preaches just as much peace and goodwill as the vast majority of religions. Muslims don't wander around towns looking to murder everyone who doesn't obey their belief system. It's a lunatic fringe. Just like Jews and Christians have a lunatic fringe, unfortunately the Christian Right are in power in America... funny how there isn't a lunatic Aethist fringe... perhaps it's because we don't believe in goblins and fairies and the like... I think we're just more balanced than the God-Squad Muslim sympathiser... you daft maniac Reminded me of the South Park episode Go God Go where all the Aethist factions are battling it out, My Science that was a funny episode. Especially the Sea Otters.

Had a dusting at home last night and it looked like it was going to try again this morning. Supposed to get some this afternoon sometime I think.

Christ, what's next? Fucking crochet?

I think that's pretty spot on, and even though stuff is more coursework-based than it used to be, it still just about passing. Re: your second chapter, I really don't know what I'm going to do if / when me and wor lass have kids for their schooling. Just send them to a good school. Hadn't thought of that, cheers I'm considering just owning dogs instead anyway. Less hassle. But where are you going to take them for obedience training? Most of the time nowadays, it's just about teaching the dogs to sit down, rather than teaching them why they should be sitting. I'll teach them myself. Or go on Dog Borstal. You need to send the dog not gan yerself. Don't be so sure.

Snakey I'd bet.

Wasn't she over here a while ago, which coincided with a purple patch in Oba's form?

Aye they are fucking useless like. Gave me my car back after fixing the brakes, I start it and the brake warning light comes on. The bloke from Kwik Fit is still stood there and goes "Yeah, not sure what that was. Might be your brake fluid levels." Well it wasn't doing it when I got here dickface - sort it! Someone I know had taken a car in to get new tyres on. Driving down the motorway after they picked it up and there's this godawful banging noise, so she pulls into the nearest garage. They'd replaced the tyre but only put one of the nuts back on to hold it in place - and that one wasn't even tight. Anyway, went back to Kwik Fit to say she wanted her money back and the car checked for damage, and the bloke's response was "Look, to give you your money back, I have to contact head office, and if I contact head office they'll want a reason, and if I tell them what's happened they'll make me sack the lads that did your car. Do you really want me to have to do that?" Emotional blackmail-tastic. Would the answer be "Erm yes fucktard, at least that way these morons might not ever have the chance of nearly killing someone and hopefully they can't ever get another job and therefore starve to death in a pit of their own excrement"

Right to work? Bliddy hell it's not like we going to fire him just because he's forced by the governing body to sit out a couple of days.

So he might not be getting his beauty sleep then, what with Newcastle being the loudest city on EARTH.

I think you can download it off the BBC2 website. Not on this Sunday, The Verdict is on instead, not sure when he's on next.

Are the rest of them mute?

I never said he was RIGHT - only that I cannot tell a lie still - its a great job George Washington?

England or Toontastic?

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/html/tbawe.htm

hmmm let me see now..... ermmm no I'll pass ta, anyways Bloc Partys album is also out today so not comparison tbh. so I'll download Bloc Party today Not a patch on Silent Alarm Not sure about that, I mean it took a bit of getting into but some of it is easily as good as the previous album. Give it a while, it's a grower in my opinion, but then so was Silent Alarm for me.

Alcohol Calorie check How gay is this by the way?

yup vodka is by far the best drink if you're counting calories. slimline tonic or lime and soda are other healthy mixers and stay off the wifebeater. every pint of stella/kronenburg etc contains 700 calories! so you can get on it if you're watching your weight. just be prepared to look like a total mincer when you're getting your round in. That'll be the worst like. Those are my favored brands. Don't think I'll be able to bring myself to stand there with a straight glass and point my little finger out as I sup. How's Guiness for calories then? Or Coider? Actually Guiness is about the best, cider is about the same as lager.

yup vodka is by far the best drink if you're counting calories. slimline tonic or lime and soda are other healthy mixers and stay off the wifebeater. every pint of stella/kronenburg etc contains 700 calories! so you can get on it if you're watching your weight. just be prepared to look like a total mincer when you're getting your round in. No chance. Source please! It's about 221 tbf

Have you not got yourself a Flavour Shaker or however their called? You need one of them and a little man or big-assed lass to come round a give it six nowt on the bad boy to sort your chilli and fennel seeds. And fennel seeds are what you plant to grow fennel. £30 for a flavour shaker man. Fiver for Tesco's own brand pestle and mortar. Plus there's no fucking way the little ball in the flavour shaker would have sorted out the chilli and fennel seeds properly. I was wrecked by the time I'd finished with that. Nee way I haven't got one like, but wor lass has and I don't think it's seen the light of day. Bliddy woman, spending money, never using, grrr.