Billy Castell

Qatar must have bought the cup, just like they buy their athletes and their history. I agree with the bid leader, and we should not be bothered about trying until the process is cleaned up.

"And today's attendance is as great as our annual rice production." North Korea awaits news of it's World Cup bid. Kim Il Jong's best man speech went down a storm at General Park's wedding. "I am aflaid we could not get any sharks. We only have carp." "But do they have Rasers?"

"IIIIIIIIIIIIII WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNT YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR SOOOOULLLL. I'LLLLL EEEEEAAAATT YOUR SSSSSOOOUUUUULLLLLLLLL." Which sick bastards have voted for number 4?

Life drawings, North Korean style (matching coats again). "......So what do you guys think of my new sitcom?" "....and here is the latest computer techology we have."

I think Frank Bruno still gets the panto gigs. I laughed when I heard that the Nigerian FA were taking bribes. I work with quite a few and they all say their authorities are as corrupt as can be.

Bribes. That's what its all about. Septic Bladder going on about the Panorama show in his speech is disgraceful, and the sight of all those odious, corrupt old cunts getting away with all the dirty money is irritating. I hope Blatter and his greedy mates die in a plane crash so someone can clean up FIFA. And Qatar? More bungs going on there surely. Qatar is about the size of Old Trafford, and in the middle of a fucking desert.

If I had to, 3 and then 1.

It is a shit standard. When I lived there, my dad played in goal against ex-Chelsea striker John Spencer, and the 'face of Skybet' Dale Tempest. He kept a clean sheet against these top Hong Kong players.

Well last time I went on the boxing machine Southport fair I broke the machine. Me fists travel more than 150mph. Its like getting hit by a moving car when I let me fists go. Me nicknames toughguymick or one punch(I only need one punch to take people out) You also known as the scouse Fop?

I was thinking more Galaxy Quest, a film which stars Alan Rickman.

Surely such outfits in snow is a Geordie tradition.

Caption competition time.

Fucking hell. That's all I can say. If someone better was readily available, I'd probably ditch Sam. However, all there is are Curbishley (not any better), O'Neill (over rated), and Strachan (shit). I doubt the younger, up and coming managers such as Di Matteo, Coyle, Lambert and Rodgers are unlikely to move, some of whom are a big risk.

Battle of Stalingrad Death of Pablo Escobar. Mao Zedong and Zhou Enlai around the time of the long march.

Watched Irima Palm. Basically, Marianne Faithful plays a very middle class woman who ends up wanking off blokes in a dodgy soho strip club to raise money so her grandson can fly to America for a life saving operation. Not as porno as it sounds 7/10.

Auschwitz liberated Red army on top of the Reichstag. Jonny Wilkinson, 2003.

Thing is, North Korea could blow up Seoul and get lucky with destroying an American carrier. However, the US would then use more carriers etc., whilst China would probably give the bare minimum support to the North, possibly as little as some food and a few words at the UN. China acts in its own interest, and a war with the USA is the last thing it would want. If it came to a choice to a few million refugees and conflict with their biggest customer, then China would opt for the former.

I thought we played quite good football at times. Anyway, that chicken trilby made me laugh

You'd think so. Even someone like Klose, or Ronaldinho may be tempted with those wages. Hell, SWP would have been better value for monney than Butt.

We were poultry in motion today. A good win that had Villa playing very well in the second half. Samba was man of the match.

Looked on Wikipedia, and they are run by a business man who seems to be a marketing guru. £200k p/w is mental though. I reckon it might end up like the Arab leagues with old big names on onne last pay day.

Wembley is the national stadium. Why should my taxes pay for that so-called big club's new stadium? I don't see Spurs helping me pay my rent. They can fuck off.

Also doesn't deserve its own thread, but we've finally been taken over by the Indian Bernard Mathews types, much to PETA's outrage. Already been linked to Shaun Wright-Phillips, which I'm not too sure about.

I wouldn't know myself, as I went to New Zealand in 2004.