Billy Castell

I can say Singapore airlines are very good, even if you have to go to Singapore. And I also recommend staying overnight at the halfway point of the journey. Otherwise you'd be totally monged for ages in Oz.

I would have loved to see the games played in some decaying post-Gaidar ruined shithole in Siberia, but sadly the Russian bid is centred round areas better known in the west. At least the Germans and the French could make plans for returning from Moscow alive and well.

No you're mistaken mate, you've listed useful research and discoveries to justify researching something pointless. Any idea what use antimatter will ever be? I didn't realise you could see the future, and that you a physicist. What may be seemingly useless now may lead to something amazing in the future. I doubt whoever invented electricity could envisage the internet, mass production and so on.

What was the point of discovering electricity? Or DNA? Or bothering with mathematics? Its not like they ever led to anything useful is it?

It is a Camel spider, in Iraq. Its a trick of perspective.

Yep, but he had to sell them (to Sony?) to cover debts.

Wow thats big Boo (again) Look at this!

I think you're a long term lease like Hong Kong was.

Whenever I look up, France are looking more comfortable on the ball. Foster was shit when they scored. Our players are super shit.

Apart from the fact I'd happily fuck Kate Middleton until my spunk came out of her nose, I couldn't give a crap. The royal family could do widening their gene pool.

"At school, we were taught that Protestants look like that."-Dara O'Brien. Who is Aggro Santos.

True, we hardly have a Barca-style midfield. It is shit. However, he is more likely to address that issue than Allardyce,who'd sign another 6 foot 4 defensive bruiser. Coyle will leave Bolton for a bigger club than Blackburn. Someone like Liverpool, Everton if Moyes left, or perhaps even Man Utd.

I'd be happy with Coyle replacing Sam at Ewood Park,though that won't happen for a long time. If at all. He does seem to be a bright manager, and not a flash inn the pan like Dowie or Coleman.

It has been suggested that the Glazers have used new loans to pay the expensive PIK loans. Is it just me or taking out loans to pay other loans not a great strategy? They'll be onto that Quickquid soon. And we can all dance around the fires like wild loons.

606 was shit when Danny Baker left. I want to see Robbie sing 'Too Shy' next.

Starting to soundlike a Hockeymom

Perhaps it is that Alan Brazil and Rick Waller are living next door, and producing such a strong gravitational field that the moon is creeping towards the Earth. Or perhaps there is a new type of asteroid made out of polystyrine.

I'm sick of seeing and hearing the lies that he's sorting his life out, he's calm etc. The constant scouse nasal whine adds to the effect. And it is always after he beats the shit out of some random person.

Bloody German cock.

I have three daughters, Colin, Tugay and Shefki. Shefki, the youngest charges about and keeps knocking things over through sheer clumsiness, Tugay doesn't seem to move but is a natural for passing exams, and Colin is hard as nails.

Now then. Have the Klitschko brothers been putting up the chicanery with silly demands, or has Haye been two-faced about facing them?

Tom, its probably the kind of money that would make me face a champion of whatever weight 13 and a half stone is.

Now he simply has to. He's had a few fights at heavyweight now. Just as long as it isn't in Germany, otherwise David would need to have a few bribes lined up to make it fair.

Crowd now singing "You're shit and you know you are" as Fraudley leaves. Now come on, let's get going and sort out a fight with one of the Drago brothers. Otherwise Haye will look almost as bad as Harrison.

Sounds like I should have eaten more pies and had a go. I'd have more chance.