Billy Castell

That's Collocini in the foreground. No wait its too mobile to be him.

No loss for you guys-he's pretty shit. Has or had pace, but that is all. He was a poor man's Rhommedal, and he wasn't great at Charlton.

This thread is a lot funnier than the one on the Blackburn site. At least I can catch up on the latest jokes here. They can be a real bunch of bitchy tits on that site.

I bet they didn't have a huddle before a match, but had a big gay hoedown instead.

Sorry if this has been posted before: Apparently Mattel have posession of Michael Jackson's body and are going to melt him down into plastic toys, so loads of kids can play with him all day long. Why did Michael Jackson put Dairylea on his cock? Because kids will do anything for the taste of dairylea.

He's the past, he's better off with Southampton or wherever he goes next. He was good the first time round, average the next, and if you think he is the best you can do, you are in trouble. If you get a new owner and satble finances, there are many more who'd happily join up.

This thread is great. Nuts or Zoo has a feature on crap tattoos and it always amuses me. Not as much as 3bitbob's avatar though.

She sounds like a very accommodating woman. we have 5 lovely daughters What do all these perfumes taste like then? Good lord this thread makes me think David Beckham would fit in up there! I used to have a bottle of some Issy Miake stuff when I was about 18, and I didn't want to just stink of other peoples fags after going to Esquires, but I'm not into it any more.

I'm dreading it. I envisige a Dick Van Dyke cocknee accent overload with some plot about gangsters and stealing something from a very nasty person called 'The Geezer'.

Maybe it was designed so opposition players develop migraines and play badly in the second half. Or it is using the same theory that made WWI battleships all colourful and cubist, so people can't make out the outline of the players.

We're getting accused of interfering as the establishment in Iran want to deflect from their own actions as they try to regain control of the country. We did do it in 1953 by ousting a ruler when he nationalised the oil, but not this time. I think the bloke who 'lost' the election unleashed a force he can't fully control as the population have been releasing all the pent up anger over the economic situation, the intolerance of the authorities etc. that has been building up for years. The 'loser' is part of a power battle between two camps who want to keep the current system. However, things may even transpire to sweep the Islamic revolution away. It is building towards a remake of the Champ de Mars.

Our away kit is dull, but yours is awful. Up there with these efforts: Celtic Charlton Athletic

Glad Santa Cruz has finally gone. His constant whining on the radio in Paraguay about wanting a move and then saying it was a mistranslation was most tiresome. £17-18m is a good fee. Oh and Denilson, once the world's most expensive player has left his team Haioping Concrete of Vietnam after 3 weeks at the club.

I hear this is your new away kit. If it is, oh dear. It makes me think of Morrison's midget gems.

If you have bothered to read my post, or understood it after reading it you'd have realised that I was not saying that they form the overwhelming majority of Newcastle fans, but were a very vocal minority that could infiltrate the set up and cause problems for the club. I had expressed that view in another thread on the topic of the media portrayal of you guys and why other fans laugh at your situation. I'd add a link if I could be bothered, but you are obviously not worth the effort because you want to verbally go for someone for very little reason other than to appear the tough guy. Since I joined this board, I don't think I've been winding you up and calling you all deluded morons etc. as that would be stupid and I'd be quickly banned. If you think I have had this aim you must surely be one of those over sensitive fuckwits who have some sort of complex about wanting their club to be 'big' and have a nervous suspicion of those who support other teams.

I wouldn't be surprised if Colonel Ghaddafi or Osama Bin Laden ends up owning you at this rate! You need to get a dcent person/group in who knows how to build you up with stable management. The last thing you need is to jump in with another Mike Ashley, otherwise it could be another relegation battle in a few years time.

Isn't he the referee from Gladiators?

Any good looking women who might be making an appearence on youtube then? They must be locked into making this crap to complete a contract surely.

Aye! You might be looking at our potential first team squad for next season. Wee Ken Jyn General Manager - Thailand I wonder if he's Scottish ? Charmain Chevlan=Delia Smith trying to look Chinese. LETS BE HAVING YOU! Carolyn Koh would be worth a go.

Jansen should have been on the plane to Japan in 2002, not in Italy. He was in absolutely storming form, and was playing far better than Teddy Sheringham, who still had skill, but was slower than plate tectonics. Matt would have been a good squad player to come off the bench in a game like the 1/4 final in Brazil. It was the second time that Swedish cunt buggered Blackburn over. After the accident which left him in a coma for a few days, he just didn't have the flair or speed of thought on the pitch, which was what he was about. Shame, as he was very professional and a really decent guy. Makes me wish it was Joey Barton instead. He deserves that kind of crap more than Matt.

Funny, I get accused of being a Nazi because I'm sick of the Arabs and Jews constantly kicking off, and the sheer double standards when Israel does something wrong. Israel is a crap country that makes its own problems, and doesn't want peace. The solution is simple-create a Palestinian state which can stand on its own two feet and build the infrastructure so they have something positive in their lives. Instead Israel, with the help of the USA who fear the power of the 'Jewish lobby' not voting for their party and funding the other lot, and our arms companies who are just amoral gits give weapons and military aid to Israel and turn a blind eye to the various land grabs that the hardcore Zionist loons perform with their settlements within Palestine. The Israeli political system gives too much power to the extremists who literally believe that God has given them the right to do what they like in that region, and screw the other nationalities and ethnicities who also live there. For example, the only legally recognised form of marriage in Israel is an Ortodox Jewish ceremony. Not even a generally Jewish ceremony, but the most traditional and narrow form of that religion. So even reformist Jews have to bend to the will of the extremists in their most personal parts of their life.

Just to confirm, he stayed when we went down in 1999. Did pretty well, but was fairly inexperienced as he spent a while sharing the left wing slot with Handbag (aka Jason Wilcox). He really came into his own around 2000-02, when we won the Worthington Cup and he linked up brilliantly with Matt Jansen and Andy Cole. He was good for a few seasons at Chelsea, then the Special One prefered Robben, and Duff lost interest as his bank balance grew, and he got a few injuries. Sad to see him such a shadow of his former self. Worse to see Matt Jansen nowadays though.

in what role? I've heard it would be a behind the scenes sort of thing, not as manager Just read the gossip round up on BBC, and it seemed to say that he'd be the manager, and not Alan! He might be destined for a 'Director of Football' type of post though, which should be fun after that short cockney chap whose name escapes me. As for the Barcelona set-up, it might be an intruiging one for a club like Newcastle, as the club is key to the identity to the town a bit like Barca are to Catalonia, and there are no real rivals in the city. It probably wouldn't work for Man Utd (Manchester has 2 famous teams vying for attention), Arsenal (a big team in a city with loads of teams big and small) or Blackburn (nowhere near enough fans, and the town itself is too small). The potential problem is that then the deluded tools you have who protest outside St. James' Park over anything and everything will have a voice in how the place is run. Keegan may literally have a job for life if they took over.

Kill all of them. If they're both too stupid to see that the constant retaliation is perpetuating the violence, then nuke the lot of them. Israel has been getting away with terrorism, racism and stealing land, and the Palestinians are too dumb to see that the rocket attacks are hardly the acts of innocent victims, bring about disproportinate retaliation and generally bad PR on their part.

Saw then at Esquires in Bedford nand broke up with a girlfriend that night. I remember thinking 'these guys are shit, and he has hair like my friend Helen.' This was before they had that big hit, and then it was everywhere like pig flu. Saw these cunts before they released their 1st single at Esquires too. Most boring gig I ever went to, as only 9 people were there, none of which were my mates, and they were dull as fuck. I hate this song as I was working in a warehouse that had local radio on constantly, and I had to listen to this as it was 1 of the 6 songs they had copies of. Local radio is shit. This was another song that was on Fuckwit FM at the same time.