AgentAxeman

Lets hope he settles quicker than Ricky did when he arrived.

Well this is a signing that has polarised opinions on here.... ;-) This lad could be a fantastic player but he hasnt kicked a ball for us yet so i'm still firmly in the wait and see catergory. Lets hope this kid fulfills his potential but I'm not gonna get excited yet.

Happy birthday!

Ranger been done for breaking someones jaw last night. All over the bbc website. Edit: and here it is http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-14691913

Exactly. Very disappointed Joey has gone. In fact, no, scratch that. I'm fuckin fuming. Not at the player but at the fucking imbeciles who are trying (and failing big style) to run the club! Who's next?

When I saw your name I knew you'd have put that down

Happy birthday!

is it fuck. If he wanted to stay he would turn round and say, "No,I'm not off to the Medical, Im staying" He's been told to leave, he's being given away and only one club has come in for him. exactly Yup!

I don't know if it's in this thread or another, but somewhere in here I said that I think that would be a good idea! If we create an entire financial union it could stabilize all of Europe's economy. If the two big players in the Eurozone believe in it I think they're either trying to look after their own backs or trying to further help the countries in problems (probably both). Eurosceptics will probably look at it shiftily but a sort of Federal system could benefit the Eurozone in the long run. I also challenge someone to tell me the potential problems. That's not cocky either, i'm genuinely interested in finding out what the problems of such a government would be. Sorry Clee but have you ever been described (or prescribed) as clinically insane? I think the fact that quite a few EU countries have had to be bailed out recently as some form of justification as to why a 'Greater' European union wouldn't work.

lots of players at other clubs renew contracts if the club want them, and show them that they want them, by virtue of selling the ambition of the club to them alongside the salary to prove their intentions. West Ham have done it with Nolan, and now QPR have done it with Barton. Stop making excuses. NUFC are now a selling, 2nd rate club. The events of this transfer window [the NINTH of the current regime] have confirmed it beyond any shadow of doubt to even the biggest fuckwit. What is your problem with admitting this, and that you have been spouting bollocks for a long time now ? Wouldnt have happened a couple of years ago........................................

Them pants have got to be photoshopped!!

Well he is a coppa after all!

Well......................... ..............at least we won.

Now: 5.08 miles Newcastle United Football Club

http://8tracks.com/ Having a look at 8track now. seems really good so far. nice to hear a few things outside of my normal comfort zone.

I normally grow a beard for the winter months (kinda mid Oct onwards) and keep it trimmed back till it gets too hot to keep. Works for me but each to their own.

Another shout for Marshalls in Tynemouth. Excellent chippy.

Pinched from a mate on FB "After a summer of team rebuilding, Manager Steve Bruce was asked yesterday how far he was from a good side?........... ..........."about 14 miles " was his reply!"

Just signed up for this. So far I am underwhelmed.

makes perfect sense from a buisness pov........................

100k? Wonder how much the fucks would have claimed it 'actually' cost? ffs!

My bad...................

Struggling Spanish football club asks fans to donate sperm in a bid to boost fan base Getafe hopes passion of supporters will breathe life into new generation of Azulones The beautiful game has become even more enticing - after a Spanish football team produced its own zombie porn film. La Liga's Getafe has struggled in recent years to fill its 17,000 seater Madrid stadium, with one of the lowest attendance records in the division. And so bosses have come up with a novel plan to populate their Coliseum Alfonso Pérez - by encouraging fans to watch a club-produced erotic movie whilst at sperm donation clinics. Enticing: These zombies star in a film which is trying to boost the fan base of Madrid football club Getafe They hope their passion will transfer to produce a plethora of supporters which will prop up the club for years to come. 'We are few and we have to be more. We have to move a mass of fans to seed the world with Getafe supporters,' said the film's creator Angel Torres. But rather than being a seedy sideline for the football club, Zombies Calientes del Getafe (Hot Zombies of Getafe) is in fact part of a new publicity campaign to try and boost its fan base. The advert, which has appeared on Spanish national television, tells the story of a Getafe sperm donor who, when he gets to the clinic, is given the filthy film. At the start of the film, this Getafe supporter is seen looking around an empty stadium At the start of the film, this Getafe supporter is seen looking around the Madrid club's empty stadium 'The solution is simple,' the narrator says. 'It's within you. We talk about donating sperm. The more donors, the better. 'To make sure we get the best supporter, we have made the first Getafe porn movie.' It cuts to half-naked zombies rolling around on beds who say how important it is to get Getafe back on track. The footage then goes back to the donor who, with a steely determination, marches down a corridor with fellow fans, into an individual cubicle, to complete his mission. The solution is simple: Getafe says it has 'made' its own erotic movie to make sure donors produce supporters The solution is simple: Getafe says it has 'made' its own erotic movie to make sure donors produce supporters Struggling: Getafe have found it difficult to fill its Coliseum Alfonso Perez in recent years Tussle: Real Madrid's Ricardo Carvalho duels with Getafe's Nicolas Fedor Miku during a La Liga match in May 2011 Club marketing director José Antonio Cuétara told radio show Pasión Franja: 'We are a small city surrounded by a great capital of the world, and so we face an extraordinary crisis.' FOOTBALL FANS: Club / Capacity / Season holders Barcelona - 110,000 - 75,000 Real Madrid - 81,178 - 68,670 Atletico Madrid - 54,851 - 47,000 Getafe - 17,000 - 9,000 He said the controversial advert had received a 'largely positive' response and that season ticket sales had soared to 9,000 since its broadcast. Creator Angel Torres added: 'We wanted to relay reality, because we all come to the stadium when we can, and it's true that there are many season ticket holders but it's never full.' It is not the first time Getafe have resorted to viral marketing in a bid to boost its fan base. In 2009 Burger King's new sponsorship deal with the side saw the chain's logo splashed on the front of their shirts and a picture of the 'Burger King' on the inside, too. It meant goalscorers could wear a mask during elaborate celebrations - Ravanelli-style. Getafe's stadium is the third largest in the Spanish capital. Real Madrid's Santiago Bernabeu holds 80,000, and rivals Atletico's Vicente Calerón has room for 55,000. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-20...nate-sperm.html

WTF?!

Plenty of time to sell some more players...............