AgentAxeman

Why's she sucking imaginary cock? Is it cos she's a munter? 🫤

She just didn't want to destroy such a fantastic piece of art. 😁

The finger up the hoop doesn't happen anymore for prostate cancer. It's a blood test nowadays. I know and was thankful.

Just got in from playing a gig in Sunderland tonight. We opened the 2nd half with Teenage Kicks. Try and guess what response we got from the mlfs after the song..... Go on.... try..... 3 words..... Not about music in any way..... 🤣

My liver can't take much more of this like.....

Good to know that you've got close enough to it to make an informed comment....

Sitter?

Aye, that's my take on this, needing the cash. Wasn't she ordered to pay some Greek shipping magnate recently?

That was fucking terrible

Fucking hell, what a strike..... Wow

On a free this is a no brainer. Good player with good pace (which we don't have loads of in the back 4 currently). A lot better than what most people think imo.

Tbf the fact that it says 'run like hell' in the top left corner was a bit of a clue like....... 🤣 😎🎸

Gilmour?

I'll be all over that 3rd kit if they keep the retro badge.

WORST..... BREAKDANCING..... EVER!!!

Played against him in a charity match a few years ago. Couldn't get close, his 1st touch was unreal.

Ha, the beige cunts are getting hammered now. 🤣

OK, according to that we need to be hoying shit loads of cash at both west hams and wolves sports science groups and also their physio depts. That'll sort us out.....

Yup, it's only the fact that he runs 13k every game that keeps him sveldt and sexy..... 😍