Howmanheyman

Been looking all for this but I can't find it anywhere?

Well me and the missus are in Newcastle airport waiting to go to Cyprus. Going abroad when you're on the rock and roll? Got a 65" LCD TV as well? 🎵You know they talk so hip man They're twistin' my melon man (Caaaaall the Nash!!!!) 🎶

"Ahm shewa if we wa playing Man United every week we'd be winning 4-0 anaarrl.'

'Give it to Giggseh!'

Update...

The commentator, man 'two ruled now, one for an alleged infringement....' it wasn't just 'alleged' mate, it was given as a foul.

Munoz ✅ Illegal throw ins ✅ Eze ✅ Dog shit ✅

Look at the goal differences on there, man. One of those teams looks like they don't belong in that company but it's hard to pin down exactly which team it is? And here's the mega concern about Man U on sky and the sheer horror at what they're seeing. If it was other way around they'd give not one single fuck about how open Palace would be, there'd be no ex-Palace player with a sad face emoji.

The Sky lads if they're still getting beat later on.......

Fully expecting either palace to revert to shit or Man U to spawn a win.

If If you can lose your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on the Mags If you can't trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too: If you can't wait and b sick and tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor sing too much wise men say; If you can dream—and not make dreams your master; If you can't think—but make make imagination your aim, If you can't meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same: If you can't bear to hear the truth about Athletic Bilbao being twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the seats you got on a good deal being broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools for a free pint and a free ticket If you can make one heap of all your shit in the premeya concourse And risk it on one turn of Joelinton's cross And lose, and start again at your beginnings ⁠And never breathe a word about your loss: If you can't force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after another manager's gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you ⁠Except the Will which says to them: 'Fuck off and go!'' If you can talk with sparse crowds and lose your virtue, Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much: If you can't fill the unforgiving staydeyum With sixty seconds' worth of a Luke O'Nien run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, ⁠And—which is more—you'll be a MLF, my marra!

You think he'd be used to the circle of life by now?

I think Rafa would've been over the moon with what he contributed, he was basically left up shit creek without a paddle nor a striker with £5m to spend, (probably included wages as well!) Rafa knew we were in trouble so does what he can and gets him from Stoke reserves and has the kid grafting his bollocks off so the limited side he had could keep in the game and defend from the front whilst the likes of Neville saying Rafa would get football done away with as we managed to avoid getting hidings from clubs who could spend at will. He definitely wasn't a great striker but he was significantly better than Riviere is my point although he the Frenchman never had a savvy manager like joselu did to be fair to him. Anyway, we've had a lot worse than Joselu is my main point. We had about half a season with only him up front iirc as I'm sure Rondon was injured and Gayle was sent to West Bromwich on loan.

I must've have missed her similar critique on Johnson.

You win some, you lose some.

Just missed the two spurs goals as the missus shouted me through again as she's packing stuff. I'm not bothered but missing all six goals in a game you're watching is some going, mind. I'm even impressed with myself, tbh.

Even by my standards I've played a blinder here. Got the game on and managed to miss all four (4) goals. I wonder if there'll be the same grave looks, hand wringing, post mortem about how bad spurs were with no real mention or praise of the team that beat them by four goals (if they don't score more?) I'm going to saaaayyyyy..... Nah.

"You look like me. Magnum as well."

Missed the goal. But more importantly the Drury spiel. Thank fuck.

How strange, last week on sky there was interviews with players and managers after the North London derby in the early game but this week straight after villa's match it's straight over to Anfield and catch the interviews on sky sports news....

'Daddy, why are we clapping at empty seats again?' ''Just keep walking and clapping, pet, we'll soon be finished and get home.'

Couldn't resist.

Gerrin!!!!