Howmanheyman

Desperate Dan Desperate Man

JFK: "Which one's St. Peter?" St. Peter: "Me." (You know the rest).

🎶 CT's tache! (Tache!) Always believe in the taaache, It's never tickled a gash, It's indestructible Always believe iiin CT's tache! (Tache)...... 🎵

"Get in that queue and NO TRUDGING! Yes I'm talking to you with the ginger tache!"

No false grin, klopp? What gives?

Neville always does Man U games, Carragher always does Liverpool matches. Sky production team member: "Who's going to do the game when they play each other?" Sky Producer:

Just put the game of the century on now as I was out so missed the (I'm assuming), understated build up. The sky erections for this game apparently visible from space so they reckon.

Is there anything more sad than unrequited love? 😔

He was just looking to connect with some fellow pussies.

Something, something, hang a wet duffel coat on them......

Almost a Man U/Ten Bob-esque type victory in the end. (VAR needs to fuck right off asap as well). Und was ist das? Alan Smith doing the arsenal game? Well baste my bollocks in white sauce and call it figgy pudding. I just didn't see that coming.

He had chronic indigestion.

Some passengers out there today especially pre-Dubs 'injury'. Now it's just poor touches and passing letting us down. Willock was atrocious so I assume he was carrying a knock before he came off? Krafth has worried me since he's had to come back into the team and he's now on a yellow. No way is this team getting into Europe if we have to limp on with the same team/squad. The injuries have crippled us and it's not letting up.

Unfortunately we're starting with players who just aren't up to it and it's dragging others down with them.

I bought one of George Formby's grills a few years ago, the meat always turned out nice again.

They had a global pull after selling the pathé film reels to MGM for the documentary by William Chumley-Brewece called 'Simply Splendidly Sunderland football club from Roker Park.' Made them a fortune so they reckon.

'Expressions' is his name? Think I'll change mine to 'Enunciations' instead?

Is this the same Sunderland who put a bid in for the potential Euro games and showed pics of Newcastle in the bid? Or the same Sunderland where in their TV documentary, (which captivated the world and made safc everybody's global second team), they showed their (briefly) manager, Chris Coleman, (when he wasn't getting threatened by one of their fans), wax lyrical about how beautiful it was was up in Sunderland as the camera panned out showing Tynemouth priory and King Edwards bay? That same Sunderland?

Caught a bit of sky news as this was breaking and the presenter deflected it from being about 'party politics' and I thought why not? It's almost ALWAYS Tories who do this type of shit, every Tory MP isn't a sexual deviant but every MP who's a wrong'un is a Tory.

I must've missed the national media wankathon about him tbh?