Howmanheyman

Should've had a discussion about whether the queen should be the last monarch but was never going to happen, I'll definitely not sing God save the king.

Keep a hold of her, she's obviously one of the smart ones.

It's easy to call them so I will, err, I mean.... If that's what they want to do I think they're mental but it's their business. I'm more bothered by the media overkill which no doubt has added a few to that queue.

ERANU! Eranu indeed! You've won our special bullshit media prize by coming out with words similar to 'A very British... [insert bollocks here]', 'peculiarly British' or 'quintessentially British.... [Rhubarb goes here]'. Ewerk, you'll be transported by the Galloway Princess over the Irish sea to bonny Scotland to spend a night looking at where Queen Elizabeth the second stayed in a box for a bit before being whisked down to London on a GNER train which will be dry out of respect to Queen Elizabeth the second before being transferred by a lovely cockney cab driver to the back of the queue to see the empty coffin with a flag over it and hopefully not be charged by the driver out of respect for Queen Elizabeth the second. Terms and conditions apply.

Might have an extra pint.

"Goodbye England's queen Though I never knew you at all That didn't stop me grieving Or secretly having a ball Goodbye England's Maj Your death has given me purpose Now the dryness is in my fadge And it seems to me I lived my life Like a servile, creepy twat Always knowing who to slag off When the daily mail came in And I would've loved to known you But I was just a common cunt Your attendants would've thrown me out Before the police even did....... ...... Someone's not showing respect! Persecute the unbeliever! Police! Security!!!!"

Some Rangers fans rightly get the piss taken out of them but these fuckers can just as bad in a different way but stuff like this is genuinely amusing as to me I'd shrug my shoulders but the RW go fucking nuts about it. They're getting slaughtered for this when in my world if I was going to slaughter them it would have fuck all to do with this and more because of their self righteous, entitled glory hunting psyche and neediness. The same grief merchants were right up rangers fans hoops last night.

It looks like me, ayatollah and cath are the only ones working on Monday then? Reminds of the poll they once asked blokes which was 'what is your favourite thing about receiving blow jobs?' 55% said 'the feeling' and 45% answered with 'The peace and quiet'.

I used to go in those paddocks closest to the Leazes end with my dad as well when I was younger but the Leazes was pulled down by then. It's funny the things that stick in your head but I always associate it with the clap clap song being at HT as well as Nik Kershaw's Don Quixote pre- match.

If I'd booked travel and accommodation based on the game being changed to a later date I wouldn't be too impressed them changing it again. Not everything is transferrable including work holidays.

It was already moved, that's their point.

Durex are bringing out a special commemorative black condom. Well you have to have some respect for the royal dead.

I'll be at the game on Saturday, I'll of course respect the minutes silence, why wouldn't I? However, if they play the Royal Tribute theme ('22 Charles remix) straight afterwards I'm fucked if I'll be joining in. I just hope there's no help for heroes twat next to me who objects as I'll not be in the mood to listen to their shit.

I'm in on Sunday night then Monday, I'll miss the vast majority of it and will get an extra lieu day so can't complain. The Ruperts in the offices will be off but the action men who make the magic happen will pay our respects through our work ethic.

I'll take an extra lieu day no bother but waiting to go in on a Sunday early evening start for that particular week is the pits. Still not heard anything, no rush, I'm finished this week's shift pattern tomorrow.

All that she wants, is another thousand year Reich, err, I mean baby, yes, definitely baby not Reich.

I was expecting total dedication and a lot of devotion, and a lot of devotion.

No news today at work about the 'bank holiday', just looked on the govt website and it's not statutory. Loads of 'its up to your employer' type answers. I've a feeling we might get a lieu day at best but will be in. (I'm nights on Sunday this week so would've loved to have got out of that).

RTG'YP

He put out a tweet this morning saying a big announcement will coming after talks with his backers and partners, reading between the lines I think he's putting a bid in to supply the energy pop for the queen's wake.

I was just wondering about her lookalikes yesterday.

No, she can put up with it.

That dodgy TV subscription some of us got automatically goes on when you put the TV on and she doesn't know what to do and when I've tried to show her she's deliberately been obstinate about not understanding it. So I've had Italian football on all weekend and there's been no BBC royal rimming on my screen for two days. She should've just listened to me when I tried to show her what to do pre-death.

My lass had a little cry and thinks it's right the football was called off and thinks I'm being a bit unreasonable. We're tiptoeing around the subject tbh.