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In an ideal world that's not just what we look for in a striker but Mike Ashley.

That was a pen but for once Perez stays on his feet. Probably wouldn't have got it, like.

There's loads of buyers out there. But none at his price. (And possible/probable contract deals tied to him). Never selling in a million years, cash crisis or till his death. Happy new year, everyone!

Called Philippe Albert as soon as it went in. Ref's having a mare, shocker. (Commentators as well).

How good is this?

Some of the people I work with, (blancmange for brains) will never vote labour with corbyn as he's a terrorist sympathiser and they're leave voters, (or didn't vote but if had've it would've been leave because immigration). One likes Trump as well. Thick. As. Fuck.

'Sheff Weds Adam out of Reach as Gabrielle once nearly said on the Gallowgate if she had been there once.' ©Knight Ryder

There's a lad at work who was dubious about the sopranos because it was 'old'. (He's 29). I thought it was quite funny he thought it old, I think it's hilarious you're thinking along those lines giving your age! (He absolutely loved it and still goes on about it, btw).

I think he is a hemorrhoid in human form, personally.

I totally understand this but unfortunately, in the case of Ferdinand, he's been giving a platform to spout his shite on television with no real opponent to counter his shit. I think BT knew exactly what was coming which is why Humphrey had a bit of a go at camel features for the 'controversy' and 'debate'. Joe Cole was a Chelsea player, why the fuck was Ferdinand there? This is the trouble with sky and BT, their absolute insistence on having the same LFC/MUFC/AFC whatever, arseholes being expected to comment on a club they've no fucking interest in. (Despite being paid to!)

Watched the first two Agatha Christie ABC murders on the BBC iPlayer last night. Enjoyed it tbh, seemed pretty dark, Malkovich takes a decent part.

Ricky Gervais and the true Geordie in the same room? They're going to need some massive fucking doors to accommodate their heads.

George Osbourne was far out......Maaaan.

Got talking to an Irish lad at Newcastle airport, said he ran a Newcastle forum called toonie tastic or something? Reckoned at least half of them on there were massive lads fans when they were bairns but got their heads turned in 1992 when NUFC were formed. True story, marra.

Fresh reports, man! And not just that, also photographs of Ashley, Kenyon, Rafa and Charnaz! (Plus the badge in the middle). What fucking more can this man do to keep his punters in the NUFC loop?

FYPA

May 1970.

Is this CT's new secret 'football' account?

Just put it on and I've heard ole's from their fans.

According to yesterday's Ronnie Gill Sunderland reporter their next game is against Newcastle United? He never mentioned anything about U21s? Are you sure they're not playing our first team?

Tbf, she's not into football and did say the other week she thinks she might need new glasses.

The wife looked up at the TV last night and said, 'he's changed.' I said, 'what?' She said 'you know, him next to Shearer, what's his name again?' 'Paul Ince'. I replied. Anyway, long story short, she thought he was John Barnes. I told her Lineker was Des Lynam and still looking the part.

It sounds quite exciting and innovative. I'll not be watching it, like.

I love that he comes across as a thick cunt, we all know it, the mackems know it, yet they still get wound up by him.

When you have the Taylor tan and a Colgate smile who needs chat up lines?