Howmanheyman

It's that time of the year again, here's one for @ewerk @Ant @Kevin Carr's Gloves and @PaddockLad......

@Christmas Tree

Germany might or might not win it but they've probably got the best shirt this WC. (Anyone mentioning Nigeria's can go and sit on the naughty step before they even think about posting).

Just watched 'One night on Turin' on the history channel. Brilliant watch, Gary Oldman narrating the documentary. It was verging on corniness the odd spell but the majority of it was superb, it's about 2 hours long and the best bits for me in no particular order were: Showing the press up for being cunts to Sir Bobby mainly but also the players. Well done. Showing and presenting Gazza with just NUFC footage of his club football and if you didn't know any better you'd think he went to Italy as a Newcastle United player as there was fuck all mention whatsoever of Spurs. Seeing a rare interview of the late, great Jackie Milburn speaking about Gazza. The footage could've been better of the football but it was still good. And last but not least, showing up the cretinous and odious Colin Moynihan and Thatcher's mob, but particularly the short arse cunt, Moynihan, for the way they obviously hated the average football fan back then going as far to thanking the Italian police for battering the fuck out of the England fans and deporting them completely indiscriminately. (246 were deported one night which by a strange coincidence was the exact same number of seats on a pre-booked plane the Italians had chartered). A great watch, get on it.

Great post isn't it? Fucking hell, they are actually morphing into Gollum so eaten up and bitter they've become. The only difference is one says 'my precious' whilst they adopted 'Mags' and 'FTM' instead.

Think @Meenzer mentioned all the world cup documentaries that's on the history channel at the minute some of which are getting recorded plus there's a premier 100 club shows featuring everyone from Kane to Rooney, from Dwight York to Emile Heskey through to Ryan Giggs, Stevie G and Fowler, (You get the drift.) Some of the PL 100 shows are repeated. Anyway, I went through the schedule to find Shearer, I obviously started from today and saw the likes of Peter Crouch etc and saw multi repeats of these players shows every day and night. Eventually got to the show about Shearer which is on next Sat. At 6am.

'Business as usual' with a dash of 'taking back control' on your shit sandwich, sir?

We're debt free and the new manager looks like he maynes biznuss anarrl with his ams fuldad like Sean Connery, marra.

The John Barnes bit, btw.

I've never danced with a long coat on so maybe I was defined by knocking one or two off the wrist to his backing dancers?

I don't think we stop enough to consider the fact that actual adults reckon it's perfectly normal to describe people as 'lads fans' or more often than not, 'massive lad's fans'. But, there you go, there's Sunderland for you.

Good luck!

@Howay

It's a complete load of bollocks, mind. We had school discos the odd year but nothing like this now. I blame high school musical and all the American films. Also blame businesses stirring it up to make a killing. Give it a few more years and they'll be selling kevlar jackets to some, heavy machine guns to others for that unique 'high school USA' experience.

Aye, MFs lesbian steering might be an option.

This Americanised prom bollocks can fuck right off and beware any of you with daughters who haven't hit that age yet, I've another one three years younger. By then they'll probably have some added on more expensive bollocks to supplement the night the exploitative cunts.

The wife has just spent £375 of her own money on a 'prom' dress for the eldest daughter. £65 for it to be altered by a Turkish tailor and more money on shoes and a bag. I'm fucking speechless.

Think most on here have read it and I agree it's a great read. I held off reading it as I didn't want to re live it but the book was much more than that.

Wykikies definitely been on the pop tonight.

Obviously want Fulham to win but Fulham have been a real bogey team for us through the years, mind.

Just about every game you'll sometimes craic on with an away fan in a bar. No arselicking, no calling them and no mention of Sunderland. Flip that situation and it would be 'We fucking hate Newcastle, mate. Newcastle eh? Deluded fuckers, I bet you hate them too, marra? Who do they think they are? They think they're bigger than you, marra. You're a much bigger club. Can we be mates, please? Cheers, marra. FTM.'

Not like the mackems to go on about 'everyone' hating NUFC but having a real glowing admiration and huge respect for Sunderland. They're so fucking needy it's untrue.