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'Noocarsull have such a poor record v city, so has aguero, 3 points in the last 63 etc, etc et fucking cetera'. Here's an idea, lads. Don't put us fucking on against them, then. Cunts. P.S. any blood clots down on their luck with nothing to do? I know a fat cunts artery just begging for your business.

Dear diary, ah was looking through me twitter feed for the 'fallout' which is a term us long toothed, grizzled hacks call the moaning after a match when ah seen Craig Hope losing his fucking mind critisiz, criticieze, err, being a cheeky cunt with the puntas favourite, one Lee Ryder Esq. Ah couldn't believe the lippy cunt had the cheek to call the TRINITY MIRROR REGIONAL SPORTS WRITER of the FUCKING YEAR out as embarrassing?! Fuck me, diary, had the kid been on medication talking like that to the former toon army footsoldier who once offered on some Watford fans across the street at vicarage road in the days of the mighty Quinn? Ah thought ahd say nowt for now but hopeys crossed the fucking line here and he's in proper danger of a moothful of seaton deleval knuckle. There's only one boy on the United beat and it isn't a kid who was wanking over Buffy the vampire slayer when ah was marching behind a polis escort at Leeds. Lol. Laters.

Give her some credit, she does get a bit better with practice.... Then.....

(She looks like me going to the bog at four in the morning for a slash when I've been on the piss and not gone to bed till about one).

You still here, dipshit?

It's not a positive. Nobody's happy seeing us play this way, it is however, pragmatic with the personnel he had for Sunday and the team he was up against. It's not giving Rafa a free pass as I can imagine he was as pissed off as we were that's how it had to go.

They're carrying M16s as this is a still from an episode of 'The professionals' and that gun was all that wardrobe had available that week as the arseholes making 'wild geese' took all the SLRs, the cunts.

Says it all that these kind of companies are the only ones that'll go near Ashley's toxic NUFC.

Big, big difference between our game v Chelsea in May and our game yesterday and if you think it's just down to Rafa then you're letting yesterday's disappointment cloud your judgement. Ah, banana-cock, I'd totally forgotten about you. Funny how your brief appearances usually occur when there's a bit of NUFC negativity. Slagging Benitez as well? The stench of Hendon is strong in this one.

I actually have a sash somewhere that 'my (grand) father wore'. I'll have to dig it out and maybe post it over if you lads are feeling nostalgic?

Also relieved that my old dear is on her 6th, and hopefully last, chemo session today. At our age we get to worry about the young'uns and the old'uns.

My eldest daughter's been stressed to fuck about her GCSEs, (she takes after me about getting up a height, the poor girl), but....she's actually done very well including a couple where none of us, her included, thought she had a chance in. Relieved and happy for her.

Oh what, wow He's the greatest protester Oh what, wow That I've ever seen Oh what, wow He's the greatest protester Oh what, wow He wears the finest clothes, the best designers, heaven knows Oooh, from his head down to his toes Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci, he looks like a still That man is dressed to kill He's the greatest protester Oh what, wow That I've ever seen Oh what, wow He's the greatest protester Oh what, wow

As Quiff says it's about shining a light on him and getting attention brought to him and ultimately his NUFC operation. I'll keep my knickers on but can't understand the mocking of a few supporters who aren't doing anything to those that are. Why? Personally I'd be grateful that someone's got up off their arse and are prepared to look cringey in order to try and make things uncomfortable for him and further expose him. I honestly think there's a smattering of guilt in some of the digs from a few. (mainly talking about twitter, here).

FYP

Nobody was scared, it never turned out that way and if you're more bothered about a bit of cringe than over a decade of this cunt plus longer if nothing happens than feel free to be cool as fuck and suffer this cunt.

In amongst all of Gene's post.....Sorry for your loss, Gene.

Never mind, plenty wanking opportunity, Andrew. (Good luck!)

Are you still here? Look, mate, when we want you to post we'll chuck you a banana, is that ok?

Essembee's real name is Brian. Brian Damaged.

Adamsy is named after Seal's mate. (He's just not too great at spelling).

Some of these have an absolutely unhealthy, and weird as fuck, obsession with bbc look north* and Tyne Tees TV. I couldn't tell you the last time I watched either, especially just to watch any reports at the end of the local news about the weekend's football. Proper, proper sad as fuck weirdos. Finishes off with 'FTM', naturally. *If I was Dawn Thewlis I'd have a safe room installed in the house, tbh.

I've heard all the restaurants around the lakes are shit and you'll all better off taking asdas frozen meals to heat up in the microwave. There is one 'pop-up' van that goes around that sells gourmet burgers in artisan buns called 'Genes protein' but unfortunately the only sauce he uses is his cum.

Might've been better off with the ban, guaranteed he'll get fuck all now from refs for at least two years, (if he's still here), and will get more than his fair share of bookings. Expect one or two nailed on pens rejected. (I'm gobsmacked we get that legitimate pen on Saturday tbh).