Howmanheyman

'Its a feeling of belonging' etc. Well I've felt for some time that I don't belong so maybe that quote isn't all that inaccurate?

This bit. Also, amazing the reaction some players get from the football media/pundits when they've dicked their current clubs around when it's not affecting whether they end up at one of sky's chosen few, no 'disgraceful' comments or anything, you'll even get 'how good will Liverpool be?' type pieces. If this was Bowen at West Ham spitting his dummy out over a move to us we'd be called worse than shite as would the player, in our case most of the cunts are salivating on him joining Franchise Reds (Liverpool branch).

The only (partial) bit I saw was last night, I thought the Spanish goal was well worked but I've just no interest in it, really. Got no problem with it though as it's something for women/girls to play or watch and if blokes like it so what? I just find it difficult when adjectives like 'amazing' etc are banded around because of course it's all relative and you can't compare top mens football with their female equivalent, you just can't.

Stinks to high heaven.

"So Eddie, errr, now you've been here in Singapore for a couple of days have you had the chance to sample the world famous Singapore chow mein yet? And was it as spicy as the Singapore chow mein from the Golden Touch takeaway in Seaton Burn?"

Well the Comms couldn't wait to point that out.

Bruno gets his leg kicked but the commentator says he initiated it.

Young'un not having a great time.

Pope went down like a subbuteo keeper.

Arsenal and Arteta are made for each other. A cunt for all seasons.

Even in friendlies arteta is a cunt.

Elanga band!!

It's amazing where unlimited funds gets you eventually, sorry, they've 'earned' it just like every other rich club who's invested heavily at some point in their journey. Apart from us of course, it's been decided who's going to be the big clubs and for the first time in football history, there'll be no changing of the guard.

If that's true these cunts must have some kind of cheat code.

I was perfectly fine the next day although it felt slightly different down there for a few months.

"....now get them to sing the Blaydon Laces!"

Ashley's NUFC isn't the old days.

I was born in Hong Kong and apparently was very nearly kidnapped in the year or so I lived over there. Luckily for TT my mam foiled the attempt just in time. (This post isn't linked to my very occasional brain issues).

Had a good chat with a mate who's just lost his dad, talking about football and shit as it could be, we'd take the old days back tomorrow, nostalgia obviously kicking in but the shit happening now just leaves me cold tbh.

Not sure why they're laughing? Getting £130m + for an 'average' striker isn't bad going? (I'm mean, I bow to their superior knowledge and experience of average to shit strikers TBF).

Offer a short term consultancy job to 'Pards' for the task or if you want an all round shoeing and menacing threat see if Souness can do a week's work offering him on in the gym.

The only other time you'd see a pristine, brand new dirty mag outside of a newsagents was on a coach going to an away match as there was always someone who'd buy or pinch one from the service service station and it would eventually worm it's way around the bus before everyone would say, 'oh go on then, might as well have a look' as if they were doing the person passing it on a favour. Anyway, carry on.

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