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I haven't really heard Slot talk, is he a cunt yet?

Do they not just talk about Man U or Liverpool on the build up to a Monday night game even though the games on a Monday night usually involves clubs who aren't Man U or Liverpool?

I'm absolutely not watching sky later on when they've got Liverpool on at two and Man U on at half four where I'm sure they'll be as understated as they usually are regarding Liverpool's chances for the title and the start of a new era at old Trafford.

I'm currently watching the sound of music with my wife, (she's went to the berg).

You went to Estartit on a coach trip too?

Pep's HT talk, 'lads, it's Tottenham.'

Never really appreciated how much a soundtrack could influence a film scene till I saw this. Fair play.

It was a late KO and Millwall have a 93rd minute equaliser. Oh well.

Good result for them away to Millwall I've just seen. I'm assuming they'll have windmilled all the Millwall fans today or the Millwall fans have had a pint with them, told them of their great respect for Sunderland and how they both hate the Mags anaarl.

The latest press conference from Eddie confirming once again that Ryder is Ryder and Simon Bird is still a cunt.

First time I've heard it called that, tbh?

I do fancy going out for a pint, haven't been properly out for ages. Can I stalk you?

Well her car did you absolute scoundrel.

My aunt worked as a librarian at the university...... WAIT A MINUTE.....

Pinching that.

Was out earlier on for the daughter's MOT, that's me for the day I reckon.

But if he does go out, I'm sure he'll wrap up and have his mittens on.

It's this site, it's been a bit ropey lately.

Toontastic! For when you're skiving at work or there's nowt on the telly when you get home later on.

It's that time of the day when most of TT stop posting while they get ready to go home after a hard day browsing on here and elsewhere. Roy Castle's 'dedication' could've been written for you and your laser focused determination to do a hard days work for your employer. I salute that absolute dedication and look forward to you posting on here in the house later on when you get bored after your tea or something and your lass starts talking shite to you.

Someone else who has never broken any bones....

"Wahey! I'm here for the birds and the booze! Bring 'em on!!!" "Sir, this is a library!" [Whispers] "Wahey. I'm here for the birds and the booze. Bring 'em on."

🎶 avulsion fracture Also known as osteogenesis imperfecta. 🎵