Howmanheyman

I already thought this Romano bloke was a bit of a tit...

1-11, no names on the back, make them actually fight for the shirt. It's not a new phenomenon but I still think names and squad numbers are shite, I don't care how many years it's been in use now.

"Imagine.... imagine..... imagine."

Let's not forget the other arse cheek along the road east of them. The absolute horseshit that was peddled about them being different to everyone else and winning titles with 'the kids' and still having films and documentaries on sky and BT thirty years later as if they never broke UK transfer records galore between them and their fellow red NW pals.

So nice of sky to define our problems and which club are going to help us out with our 'dilemma'. Also nice of them to set the fee deemed acceptable to the club that'll help us out despite it being banded about we wouldn't take less than £150m. It's almost as if they have a desire to promote more Liverpool stuff in the guise of Isak being Liverpool's marquee signing. They've probably already got him mocked up in a Liverpool shirt holding his shirt just under the Liverpool badge. I detest sky.

Fucking hell! First Gazza, then Souness, then Redknaap, then Motson, now Brinsley from aswad and the Liverpool and NUFC transfer strategy team, it's like the Beverley hills of the south coast! But did you meet anyone from aswad and did they shine? Shine like a star?

"If random twitterer on that twitter says they've put one hundred and fifty million brass down on Isak you can, I say, you can tek it t'bank!"

NUFC PR 'guy'.... "That's me fully aligned and on board the Seoul express, guys."

My local Labour MP voted against it so she's getting mine if she lasts?

MLFs: "We'll have no bother brushing aside the likes of Brentford and Bournemouth, marra. They're minnows who canna compeyte with clubs the size of us."

They're just.... "Touching base."

"Lol...lol-lol-lol lol-lol, lolo hahahahaha hahaha hahaha lol lol lol, lol lol lol."

Well if.... [reads twitter post] ... 'Florian Plettinberg' says it that's me definitely convinced.

I'm glad the sky goons are on holiday, if they bashed the bishop at the thought of Isak going to Liverpool their cameras will be dripping in white wee wee if they think they can help Liverpool get him.

It's their WC bribe so I'm guessing that comes before NUFC? It massively pisses me off btw but this is the latest hand we've been given after MA. I'd be more than happy for world football to go to salary caps and amounts to be spent being the same for every club regardless of income and watch football eventually plateau out and see who the best coaches really are? I suspect the likes of the Saudis but especially the yanks would be gone in an instant.

Well done Andrew and shame on those who weren't patient!

I like Reid, mind. However, if you listen very carefully whilst looking at that pic you can hear a faint voice saying 'It's the taste.'

I'm positively ROFLMFAOing all over the shop.

Yes.

Definitely got in Wallsend, it knacked.

Like Captain Kirk he came in peace.

Fucking hell, Wykiki, you don't seriously listen to those two bull's clems, do you?

Did she get a reduced fee because Cliff Richard was there and threatening to sing?