Howmanheyman

Let's hope he's as good as new and the Sven we signed. If he's ok after a few weeks then this is brilliant news for us and bad news for our competitors.

Fuck off, man.

Jeremy Clarkson's US counterpart:

The song that got away for Bob Marley and the wailers.

Just came across one of those shit videos the PL put out online from time to time, this one was PL Shock Defeats, basically using Ipswich beating Spurs the other day as an example of 'minnows' upsetting the applecart so you've got Blackpool beating Liverpool, Burnley beating some cunt else bigger, Watford beating Liverpool etc on there. Sunderland feature twice for them beating Man City and another time when they beat Chelsea. Gerrin!!! Hang on a minute, I think the PL are insinuating something here....?

Probably the same colour, complexion and expression as Elvis had just before he bit the dust trying to curl one out on the Graceland throne.

CT and ewerk frantically looking at New Zealand Google maps trying to work out where you live.

Looks like it could be a house in Erinsbrough with Mrs Mangel about to go up the drive to complain to Andrew about something.

As @Meenzer alludes to, they probably do work hard.

Watched episode one of slow horses, I've seen enough to warrant watching a second one, might have legs.

CLARKSON!!!! Dumbo'dYP

We couldn't get any help if our savings were over £16,000 for UC purposes but I was just lucky it wasn't £3m, I'd have been fucked then, thank God.

Well I'm absolutely shocked seeing this..... https://bsky.app/profile/torstenbell.bsky.social/post/3lbc4op5vkc2z

Aye the missus showed me but I'd seen it donkeys ago and forgotten it.

And another one, (Ornstein) platformed by sky sports because of course they would....

By the way, just how good are Bowie and Jagger singing and dancing in this video with the background music not on?

Fucking Dumbo.

I don't care about the rest of you but I've been crying for the last few minutes. every time Wykiki has a little rant I'm going to picture him saying it as this gif.

🎵 Straight outta Dumbo Crazy muthafucka named Wykiki In a band called 'Old films by Disney' 🎶

When I started my first job I thought there was two new starters, me and a Chinese kid called 'Hoo Yee' who was usually in the same vicinity as me but disappeared when the auld lads called out to him.

Based on episode one I'd say it depends if Dawn Thewlis is presenting or Jeff Brown?

I didn't say I didn't like look north, I said I don't watch it.

Watched episode one of the penguin, won't be watching episode two.