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It's a decent game, can't see it ending 1-1, can see either team scoring.

It was a handball, I've seen them not given, (usually when it's us claiming the pen). It was 'lucky' as the kid wasn't deliberately trying to handle it. Some you get, some you don't. They got the 50/50 decision IMHO even though I thought it was a pen.

Lucky pen for man u.

BT presenter said Van Gaal will be wanting to go all the way in the CL. In other news, I will be wanting to go all the way with Miss Colombia on the narcos title credits. (Well the presenter started it!)

Really fancied the Germans hence me watching this.

BT, Man u v Wolfsburg, pundits ex man u players, Owen, Rio Ferdinand and Scholes. Their other game, Monchengladbach v man city, pundits ex arsenal Wrighty and Liverpool macca. By the way, its 'ex Liverpool, real Madrid and man u' player Owen.

Aye, remember the vampire kid tapping on the window of his brother asking to be let in as he floated outside.

The Fog (original) Woman in black (original TV special)

"Don be fool by the dindin that I got, It is Lobsa, firtee pown a pop, It no point in havin' strop, That week pay Down in Bangkok."

Any national phone ins will be busy tonight as the likes of Will, Jeremy and Giles will be so absolutely FURIOUS at Wenger/The ref etc.

Some of the arsenal fans faces were hilarious after the third went in. They looked seriously huffed in a teenage strop way rather than effing and blinding.

J69 ripping all the Carr flip floppers to shreds here, mind.

I can see you'd be right into the spirit of it! TWO TIMES!

Looks like fatty's well into Kitbag for all you boycoutters out there who might still be buying football tops.

You'll have to forgive my ignorance on the concert patter of diva popstars, what would she say or chant to her fans? "Wooh! yeah! Is everybody having a good time? Wave those fairy cakes in the air like you don't care!"

EA sports wouldn't have programmed that terrible team 6 weeks ago.

I was hoping you'd give it a go like a silly sod.

"Yeah! yeah! C'mon! The J Lo remix Twenty fifteen, coming right at you!....... ......Don't be fooled by the tale that I got, I'm still, I'm still Kelly from Bangkok, I used to have a fanny now I've got a cock, Gonna love you long time, That's a lot!"

He needs to just get stuck in with an axe or even a shovel will do if he hits it hard enough.

Don't be fooled by the tale that I got I'm still, I'm still Kelly from Bangkok, I used to have a fanny now I got a cock Gonna love you long time, That's a lot!

That's what I told him, man. He'll probably not listen, though.

Andrew, get ready, you're on, mate.

Just use a pick axe.

Well I thought Perez was different class on Saturday but obviously tired near the end although he's been praised a fair bit already in his nufc career. Mbabu was a breath of fresh air but then again, I thought Wayne Fereday had a stormer on his debut and would be a cracking signing so maybe I need to chill a bit after all.