Howmanheyman

Me no speakee your language. SPQR, DFS, SCS, MFI, STD etc, etc.

He currently chops the onions and gherkins, he's hoping to get behind the counter, after that, the assistant manager job is only a step away.

Any excuse to involve CT, to be fair.

"Sniff, it's ok, getting my new phone today, sniff."

Oh! And thanks for all the birthday messages on Tuesday. Much appreciated.

All the best, Alex.

What did you do with the quarter part they didn't replace, Fish?

MackemBananaCock is a real asset to Toontastic to be fair.

'You classic student' Text book Stevie.

YES ALEX. I DO REMEMBER NICK-KEILCE-POLAND. DO YOU THINK IT IS RIGHT TO BE NASTY ABOUT FELLOW MEMBERS? YOU MUST NOT BE A HAPPY PERSON, ALEX.

Is it a surprise CT's dog has gone deaf?

"Welcome to my brand new comedy club. Have you tried the English tapas? They're lovely. Wacka wacka wacka!!"

If your attempt resembles this....... .......you're sound, nothing to worry about. If it ends up looking more like this......... .......Errr, not so fine.

Is this you offering yourself up to science for an experiment?

The chronicle, now reaching out to the ps3 generation. Alan Oliver spinning in his barstool.

"Man who fish in other mans pond, catch crabs."

I'd just like to go on record as thanking CT for telling us how the words 'refuge' and 'refugee' are so intrinsically linked. Nice one.

I rarely listen to radio to be honest. (Just thought I'd share this with the toontastic community).

"Next time wait till ya baa'lls drop before you take on the Knight."

"Read all about the raging debate sweeping Tyneside tonight about Colback." "The toes, Chris, the fucking toes. What did ah tell yi about trying to step on me toes? Ya feet aren't big enough to step on these fuckas."

That Chris Waugh has a fucking cheek, writes about imaginary 'raging debates' about Colback not getting an England call-up on the 6th Sept then the next day doesn't even put him in his own side for that article.

Talking of crap adverts, Talksport must have the absolute worst ads of all commercial radio stations, they're clearly aimed at the Cockney wanker audience where every other ad is sung in the style of that Vindaloo Engerland song.

Looks like Ryder has competition at the Ronny Gill...... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/jack-colback-newcastle-united-midfielders-10000448? I was out last night and can't believe I managed to miss all the raging debates going on around me about Colback not getting picked for England.