Howmanheyman

I was on before you IIRC and I've been fine. Didn't use 'Hola' or a free DNS changing site.

Every time I see this thread title........

We'll be around £100+ worse off a MONTH. If we weren't getting tax credits we'd be £40 a YEAR better off. Millions will be a fanny's hair better off, millions will be substantially much worse off and a few will be doing very well thank you very much. Same old Tories, Absolute cunts to a man/woman.

Anyone doing this again? Just doing this month by month just in case, plus still have until jan for my DNS subscription to run.

Aye look at Fish, one sniff of English tapas at a comedy club and he's gone full on native down London Town.

Aye, thought she might have been. (Tarby was).

I've nothing against her to be honest. Surprise surprise was shit, blind date was utter bollocks and she sang like a cat in pain but apart from that, RIP.

Does the wanking blokes local normally charge £5 a pint?

Good guess!

Am going to guess Real Madrid?

Aye spotted it now. Could've been worse, could've been townsend.

Aye, the fucking twat. (Anyone have a clue what he's going on about? )

"There's nuffink fantastic abaht the yoorowpa fackin' league, Fish! 'Ow many fackin' times do I ave to say it?"

Never got the chance to have a bit of a craic with the Gladbach lads. I got lumbered with Frau Heidi instead.......She had no fucking clue about offside, traquistas, false number nines or fuck all. Frau Heidi, yesterday, drinking with HMHM.

Can you bring dogs?

No, I found it when I was looking for 'Man dressed as a cock, diving into a sand constructed vagina' gifs.

Interesting that Stevie thinks Haidara was shite, He's also a worry for me, him or Dummet at LB? No thanks. Janmaat gets injured at RB? Who else is going to be good enough there? We all know the CB issues, three quarters or at least half, of our back four are just not up to a PL season in my opinion. (It is hardly going to help Mbemba settle in when he's under pressure straight away, let's just hope he can head a ball because fuck knows the rest back there can't).

WTF?

Lass from South Shields discovers spider in her knickers, resorts to dancing after shock.....

Errr, no they're not. (And you know it!)

It's all part of the masterplan, don't have back ups for certain positions, play players out of position to make do, ideally players who are still acclimitising to this club/country, ruin said players as their confidence goes. Loan them abroad for a year and then sell at a loss. Cheaper to just target under strength positions and pay the going rate.

There's question marks about him, no doubt.

But at least they'll be LIVE!!!!

I'm thinking of doing something different but I've no idea where to start as there really is no beginning to my talents. Saying that, I'm thinking of opening a small sports journalist cafe where weary sports journalists come come in a and partake in coffee, tea, whiskey or bottles of Stella. I'd obviously put some bait on with maybe a local flavour, say, slithers of saveloy on a platter with micro portions of black pudding, pease pudding served with a separate small plate of a quarter piece of locally baked Stottie. A kind of fusion of a Tyneside tapas if you'd like.