Howmanheyman

Let's just be grateful he never got involved in the 'Your latest shite' thread.

There was a great big pic of James Cordon standing with his thumbs up in a suit, his face painted with the flag of St. George. Can't say for sure but there might've been a sunshine variety club van waiting for him in the background.

Is Captain Birdseye on it?

Anyone see some of the knackers in the free copy of the sun that was shoved through your door? Cringeworthy.

I've told my daughters that beards aren't cool so when they're older and want to go out with a lad, don't grow one.

That's soooooo last year, lovey.

MF's got one of those dressing gowns as well. What? Sorry, he's got a Booby-Fit gown.

Out tonight for my youngest daughters 9th birthday tonight. (FAO CT, that means there was NO sexual interflora going on this time 9 years ago.)

All the best, mate.

CT will be like a dog with two cocks now.

"Must travel back in time and get microwave. Will asda still sell them?"

The only place I can't grow hair is on the top of my head. Your beard was a good effort to be fair but it suits your Cain Dingle look.

Had to put this up as the avatar, really.

Cameroon and Bosnia. And my work one....... Colombia and Greece.

In two sweepstakes I've got Cameroon, Bosnia, Switzerland and Colombia. If I fell in a skip full of tits and vaginas I'd come out sucking my thumb.

Can mine be drawn again on account my name isn't 'Howmamheymam'?

Fucking slower than the World Cup draw itself, this man!

Gemmill needs four. One for him, one for his lass, one for the cat and one for the roomba.

Steve Coogan/Gerry Adams is a Muslim?

I'll stick another two quid in. If someone who hasn't paid already wants my extra spot just use the extra £2 in the toontastic fund instead.

Ken on the other hand owns more than one property. In Australia. You should be twinned with CT in the UK who is the same.

Fish giving Essembee a run for his money. Essembee = Mackems/Sunderland Fish = Scousers/Liverpool By the way, beards, (not stubble) look fucking atrocious on all the twenty/thirty something hipsters I've seen so far. Chuck a Granda style cap on and it reaches a new level of ridiculous. I'm sure you buck that trend though, Fish.

'He's always being linked to big clubs' is he? This from the same bloke who felt our natural place in the football world was around 10th wasn't it? Another wanker that should be nowhere near this club.