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Howmanheyman

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  1. So can CT. He has the chebs and viagra does the rest.
  2. His solicitor does well out of him to be fair.
  3. I know the pores will open up better but the mirror still steams up so I just have to have a rougher shave. I just roar like Rambo stitching his own cut arm up when I shave.
  4. I always say it in your order but have the shower last. The mirror gets steamed up so don't have a shave last.
  5. Straight outta Swindon, Crazy mother fucker named 'Ranger', In a hotel, the women smelling danger, Desmond likes him, And that is even stranger, 'plunge!' 'plunge!' 'plunge!' Yeah sumthin' like that getting 'rusty' water on his customers mat.
  6. I did the three S's in the correct order but once out the shower and dried the lovely Amatriacana I made last night had one last tremor. Never feels right having a shite straight after a shower.
  7. It's no big deal in the greater scheme of things, but don't you hate it when the shit, shave, shower routine gets mixed up.
  8. CT has blatantly been listening to his 'Frankie goes to Hollywood' CD last night with all his USSR craic.
  9. I did mention it at the time when the story broke.
  10. I'd never heard of him till he became a killer. Would like to hear he's been found guilty and that's where my interest ends.
  11. Compare and contrast. At first we are going to 'rightly hear all sorts of praise' for him and our club be 'heralded as a blue print for other clubs to follow', then it's been downgraded to he's 'a cunt but there's a lot worse out there'.
  12. Take no notice of these wankers, essembee, I'm all ears.
  13. Paddy Power going too far. I honestly feel these betting adverts you see ad nauseam during the breaks are too much and now they feel a woman's murder is a nice little hook to get a betting promotion out to punters. It's one thing telling a joke aimed at Pistorious but for a business to advertise it?
  14. Photoshop? Copy and pasting is my level, unfortunately.
  15. "Haw hee haw, Newcastle, haw hee haw, piss, wind, hot air, haw hee haw, etc, etc" Basically.
  16. Good lad, glad you can have a laugh too. "Look what you could've won."
  17. He was a good player but was also over-rated. I've always been baffled by fuss made over him and it can't just be down to fucking posh spice.
  18. Ha'way man, spit it out! Your bad what? Neck? Knee? Back?
  19. His wasn't free. More in the 100K category.
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