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Just not good enough and we've brought it on ourselves. The amount of times we attacked in numbers earlier on just to fuck the pass up.

The final ball has been shit. And there's debuchy off as well. We've wasted this game.

Just to let you all know, on this day in 1934 we beat Liverpool 9-2 just in case anyone feels like going on their message boards and bragging about it or putting it in their sigs or anything like that? Only joking, which sad bastards would do something like that?

Like Vienna to Ultravox, Lawro means nothing to me.

What do you call a Sunderland v Aston Villa match thread on Toontastic? Asif

I have absolutely no idea what this post is about but good luck anyway!

Well a victory here and a draw between Man U and Spurs could see us at sixth tomorrow but regardless of other teams I expect another close game with these if we're on our game, (We can be doing without a 'Swansea' performance). Being at home on New Years day is an advantage so I really hope we're at it from the off. Reckon Pardew will change things a bit and maybe rest one at least before making his usual wholesale cup changes next Saturday against Cardiff. Can see Sissoko being rested and can see Shola starting alongside Remy and possibly putting Ben Arfa on from the start. Might have to settle for a point as these away wins are bound to dry up a bit. Lets hope not yet though, eh?

Need a bit more details on who/why the 'dark forces' are.

Cunnus.

How about 'Escape from Wearside'? (does the future land have a different name or is it still England/Scotland/same town names?)

Am about to go to the Metrocentre with my Wife and Daughters. "Can't wait."

Anyone who thinks this isn't possible under our owner or who thinks Gem wasn't taking the piss out of CT needs to take up patterned embroidery as crown bowls is obviously too much for them.

Good luck, always fancied doing this myself.

Just weighed myself for the first time for a few weeks and am about 7 pounds over my normal weight. Totally blame the drink for this as I normally go at least a week off the drink pre-Chrimstnas and you also get the munchies full of peeve.

"Ahve alwas loved Kazakhstan, me like, that Borat was fucking mint and ahve heard he hates the Mags."

"Ahve alwas loved Feyenoord, me like!"

I think most football fans have the greatest sympathy with the Hillsborough campaigners and we all wish them well but the Mackem making this would've added another club in their minds to their 'special relationship' gang.

Stevie, Stevie.

RTG have a version of CT. "Arrived at The Hilton Cardiff at half 12 to be told by the receptionist that the Sunderland team would be arriving 20 mins later. Bairn was excited beyond belief. After we were robbed of £20 to park the car we waited in the bar where we were robbed of £4 for a pint of Becks Vier. Half an hour passed then the coach pulled up. We stood at the door as Jack Colback was the 1st in he was genuinely shocked and pleased to see us, fist bumped the kids ( that sounds wrong) @PISTON was hanging out of his Arse. Nee autographs as they were Ganin for some scream. They all trickled in then HE appeared. Lee Cattermole. Heart was racing, sweaty palms, semi on. I shook him by the hand and it was like an electric surge passed between us. Definite chemistry. The doorman found out what time they would be leaving for the match as we could get autographs then.Gus the strolled in and he was great with the kids, posed for a photo with them. Asked me mates young'un "think we'll win today" "Nah we'll get a point". Popped out for a fee pints then went back and got the autographs of all the players. Giaccherini made me look like Andre The Giant. Went to the match, crap for 80 mins the the last 16 made it a great weekend. Love Sunderland me" Spends money on shit, gets girly excited to meet their players, (had a semi on meeting 'Catts'. ) and finally he can't spell and his sentences don't make sense.

Took a quick look on there and found this on a 'favourite away trips that are left to them this season' thread, (Could say that are left to them for at least two seasons). "I have already told you. Its Norwich. Great pubs, picturesque city (think York, Peterborough type place). Friendly fans who think Sunderland fans are brilliant. What's not to like." I've probably mentioned before, they have such a desperate need to appear to be liked by other fans and imagine all kind of bonds and alliances with other clubs it's fucking cringeworthy. Off the top of my head they have supposed links with Norwich, Man City and Feyenoord as well as getting on great with many a fan of other clubs who always seem to agree that their fans are great, super, smashing whilst thinking that the Mags are superficial, deluded, gloryhunters etc. (Essembee gets laughed at on here, he's the absolute norm over there).

"Only three top half grounds, you say?"

They haven't even got the grace to be in danger of relegation. They're the ugly brother of Coventry City.

Ah Pardew, weeth zis passing you are spoiling us.