Howmanheyman

Was in Currys yesterday near their steroes when I heard 'White lines' by Grandfather* Flash come on. It was only right I turned it up. *Grandmaster Fucking phone!

Bloke used to get changed in the locker room of an old workplace of mine and he always said out aloud to nobody in particular, "I see Ken Dodd died." Somebody would always say "Did he?!" To which he would reply, "No, Doddy". (It was south of the river).

I thought Gosling was still at Blackpool?

Actually far more chance of Ben Arfa calling his mother 'mam' than 'mom' or indeed the Southern 'mum'.

It's fucking well 'Mam' on here bonny lad and don't forget it!

Caught a bit of the news this morning on the BBC where this idiot..... .....and this idiot..... .....were reviewing the papers with a financial bloke with specs and red braces. They spoke about a few headlines before mentioning The Mirror's story about new de-classified government papers concerning Margaret Thatcher around the time of the Miners strike and her attitude towards Mandela. When I say they mentioned The Mirror's story, the thing they excitedly talked about was her 118 visits to the Hairdressers as also mentioned in the story. FFS. (And this is our flagship, non-Murdoch news dept as well).

My first game, Aug 1983, promotion year, KK playing, great home record, we get beat by fucking Shrewsbury Town, 0-1! Youngest's first game last season at home to Swansea, 1-2 defeat. On the bright side my eldest doesn't really like football so cares not one jot about the score for her first ever game so we'll probably win......I think?

i'm at this with my two girls, it's a tough one as I haven't been going to home games but that isn't fair on my youngest who quite likes football. We lost for my first game. We lost for my youngest daughters first game. Tomorrow is the eldest daughters first game. Sorry.

No, I did get to Filbert Street a couple of times but not this one. I briefly worked with a kid who lost an eye at the game you're talking about. The 5-4 defeat where Quinny scored a hat-trick and where future hero David Kelly hit three for them is the only game I've been to where we parked by lifting the car up and moving it into a tight parking space side on.

2nd December and the first part isn't going too well, still waiting on Gloomy for 2nd part of post.

Drinking tea. Think I better dance now.

PaddockLad Christmas Tree ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aye, I can see the similarities to be quite honest.

FYP

Not too dissimilar to myself. Ask your accountant if she knows what herself, a Pelican and the HMRC all have in common? If she says 'no' then inform her that they can all stick their bills up their arse before hanging up. (Hope you sort your tooth out ok for less than fucking £400 as well!)

Yep. He's a blued eyed Man U golden boy though. Hope this appointment and his next one end in tears.

Might need a steamy love scene with a buxom nurse to spice it up a bit?

Should've been two as Soldado misses in front of goal plus Lennon missed a sitter early on.

Spurs 1-0 up at old trafford deservedly despite what the commentator and the spectacularly useless Michael Owen say.

Be interesting to see what happens next year if the loan players depart and are not replaced.

Simpson would never have dived in like that.

To be blunt, we just can't seem to draw with these at all never mind beat them. Watch it through your fingers I'm afraid.

I'd love us to stuff Allardyce's side especially as I may well be at that game. Will Nolan be available?* *Think he will.

Only consolation is that it's still 6 points between us and Southampton and that Spurs and Man U can't both win today. Plus another team near the bottom got beat at home so I believe.

There was quite a bit of space in that game, players from both sides got free into decent positions but everyone looked jaded out there. Really should've made something count and I thought Remy, Sissoko and Ameobi were the worst culprits on that count. Debuchy took the ball not man but that doesn't count at all when you lunge in two footed like that, really fucking stupid of him to now be out for three games is it?