Howmanheyman

I caught about ten minutes of this once.........Jesus Christ how shit is it? (and are you actually supposed to comprehend the auctioneers over there?)

My avatar pic was one of the views from our stay in Cyprus a few weeks ago. I love it there too.

Aye, tough draw for Ajax, Barcelona and AC Milan.

Aeris.

Nice beard, love.

Loads and I'm lucky I'm alive. I quite liked the time I thought I'd save time at Wembley by jumping off a ramp and onto the top of a van then climb off the van and get ahead of the crowd, had I not been so pissed out of my skull I'd have realised that 1. It was dangerous and 2. It was a police van. Lucky for me it was empty although a policeman on the ramp saw me and told me to 'get back here'. I shouted back up 'should I go the long way back or just climb up on the van?' smiled, shook my head and went on my way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97-p_hFsFao Is this you, Aeris?

Fair play to the kid now on ssn for concentrating on his presenting whilst sitting next to Kirsty Gallacher without letting his jaw drop.

Come on and Shane, Shane like a star! Shane like a star, This kid will go far. [/Aswad]

@@Rob, I wont add to others views as they more or less mirror what I'd say, it's a long life, get some help which people will gladly give and am positive you'll move onwards and upwards. Good luck with it.

Sherrup man, you big jessie. Get yersel a fucking haircut while your at it.

Only 23? Just a young spunk bubble, man! Happy birthday!

I'm not a one for gyms to be fair as much as I'm not a slob and want to remain in good nick.

I saw one of their lot chuck a Geordie teenager off a table and give him a dig in the head surrounded by a load of other Leeds blokes twice the teenagers age. They were that hard.

If a local businessman said he could raise the funds to pay Mike Ashley but the club would have to work within its means as wasn't much left over, I'd take that if the new owner wasn't a cunt and respected NUFC and it's history. Would Mike Ashley sell to a potential buyer for the £134M he bought the club for if the new owner said he'd spend on the club to make it great and able to compete to get us up among the top placed clubs? Would he take the hit on the money Shepherd, Hall and he himself accrued to the debt for the well being of NUFC? Would he fuck is the probable answer.

Who? Cabaye or Stellar?

How did the Americans feel about using napalm or dropping atomic bombs on two cities? Whoever is responsible for the chemical attacks in Syria are cold blooded, evil bastards in my opinion but you have to question America sharpening their swords once again. Uncle Sam needs his fingers in all the pies if you ask me.

I like to run once a week in my rest days, (no chance doing it in between 12 hour nights). I usually end up running by the NUFC training ground as it's nice and quiet and off the beaten track yet not too far from home. That video you put up, Jesus fucking Christ on his BMX!! Despite Ant's patter you don't have to be Irish to be laugh at it. The first one that attempted to high five me would get a 'How man fuck off' headed back his way.

As opposed to one with big money and no idea?

You've a chance for definite. Nearly got my head panned in outside the 'Peacock' a few years ago. Nearly. Still rather you were in the top league than a few I can think of.

We hate damn Leeds, damn Leeds, Leeds damn Leeds damn Leeds, damn Leeds, Leeds damn Leeds, who the fuck are Leeds?

Aye, takes a Frenchman to show sky how to pronounce 'Newcastle' properly.

Sho time!

I'll be honest here, I've had 6 hours sleep spread over 48 so maybe I'm missing something but.....why the fuck did you post that for? (Time for another bottle, get one yourself.)

He grew up a bit and lost his virginity. He started blobbing half shifts at Mcdonalds to pay for an engagement ring and to hopefully get the assistant manager job.