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He was up all night but unlike Daft Punk featuring Pharrell Williams, he didn't get lucky.

Can imagine a shrill voice shouting "Out of Africa!" rather than the usual "Wrong one!".

CT still my favourite.

WTF?

Unwell, bored, listening to sawing, drilling in my house and kids singing to the wii and waiting to pull myself round to go to the bank in tears to pay some builders.

I'm trying to think of a phrase which would fit with '.....and I'd have South Africa licked too' but I'm struggling.

Always fancied 'sailing up the Congo'.

Unless she didn't gamble another way.........?

It was either here or the 'belta minge' thread.

Hard lines on your date.

Must be even worse going to one sober.

I shudder to imagine the images that popped up when CT went searching for 'Massive knob' on google. Also amusing that the CIA and/or MI5 now think either CT is a closet gay or his lass is sexually yearning for a 'massive knob'.

MF mowing his lawn......

I'd put bankers, (Some should be in jail) and certain big business owners, (Tax thieves) ahead of the Royal family but they're still 'scrounging' off the state. I'm sure they're lovely people but so are so many poor bastards who are out of work/disabled/whatever but that doesn't stop the same Royal arselickers labelling them as 'scroungers', 'workshy' or worse.

I've never been to a strip club but have seen the odd 'jack the ripper' in a couple of bars when on the piss with mates. One in Wallsend and one in the old Blue Bell on top of Shields Road, Byker both a good few years ago. Very grimy experiences when it comes down to it, really and nothing erotic about it all. The idea of shelling out good money so some lass will dance in front of you whilst secretly despising you isn't for me, like.

That's pretty poorly designed really. Why does the sponsor logo not just go on the shirt instead of them putting a white bar across which is bigger than it needs to be for the sponsor logo? Why the blue stripes? Looks like there'll be a white patch on the back as well. It could be worse. it could be much, much better.

Wasn't that long ago there was something in the Daily Mail about 'Scroungers breeding'. How ironic.

Just wanted a consensus, mate. Although 43% is less than half of 90%. I've ended up paying a lot more for a big job I'm getting done in my house. That was a shitter. Anything in this thread isn't a shitter.

'like a new signing'

Sorry about the delayed response, Gloomy. Get a car as driving over there is a piece of piss, hire a Villa or apartment and when you're not chilling around a pool have a drive through the mountains whilst visiting the odd historic site or stopping for something to eat.

Cat mowing her lawn.....

CT mowing his lawn..... Fish mowing his lawn.... Gemmill's Robot mowing Gemmill's lawn......

Never been to one, not out of any moral issue just the fact I'm not a big gambler as losing money doesn't make me happy and the beer in there would probably be like CT's favourite Spanish tipple, 'orino de Gato'.

Statistically he'll have a 90%* chance of being charged with rape at some point in his football career. * Actual figure taken from RollingstoneJ69-stats-R-us.com