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Fairly happy so far with the game.

We hate sunlin and we hate sunlin. We hate sunlin and we hate sunlin. We hate sunlin and we hate sunlin, We are the sunlin..... Haters! (That one was for essembee, keep that flame burning, baby).

Words are generally cheap but with Pardew they're a steal. 'trust me'. For fuck sake.

I'd start his strongest eleven available as apart from getting game time under their belts and hopefully gelling as a unit, it gives us a much better chance of progressing which is the point of cup competition. These early cup exits and blatant lack of regard for competitions where we have more of a chance of getting somewhere and having a bit of actual excitement just sums up modern football in general and this club in particular. It fucking reeks.

Bank holidays spent with the family out somewhere or on the piss with the lads. I really must try that sometime, sounds nice. At work, shift 3 of 4 12 hour nights, in the house at 7.15, up at 11 for a funeral, Will have one pint only with my pals grieving family then back home and try and get forty winks for another 12 hours work. After that, home for a couple hours kip then need to take the missus to hospital at dinner time for an appointment. If I'm awake that night to watch our match I'll be amazed, a couple of pints and I'll be a waste of a good shirt.

I thought he looked vaguely familiar.

So they lied to KK instead then? Anyway, back to work I'm afraid, playtimes over.

I always thought Bergkamp was a sneaky, snidey get as well but it went under a lot of peoples (pundits) radar.

Didn't see it but not surprised to hear Welbeck was shite.

These furry things with four legs called 'dogs'. Anyone have one? What's the best way to stroke it? Does it bite you when you spill cats piss on its fur?

Funny, it cemented my view.

Glad you cleared that up for me. Here's me thinking we've got the biggest cunt of an owner we've ever had but it was just players spitting their dummies out just like Keegan was supposed to have done as he was told he couldn't have Theirry Henry.

He acted the twat with Krul after getting the late winner.

There's a charva granny whose grandkid is in the same class as my little'un. I swear to God it's Biffa Bacon's Ma. Anyway, carry on.

They forced Nolan out, they gave Barton away just to save on wages, Enrique wasn't impressed with our owners or his lackeys, don't think Hughton was, we know what KK thought of them and they've admitted making 'mistakes' but don't say what their mistakes were and certainly they never admit any current shit is down to them. If they said 'good night' I'd look out the window to see if it was daytime.

He was probably advised to I'd guess. Once upon a time you'd lose loyalty bonuses for doing that, I reckon it's turned full cycle and it's a way for clubs to say 'his fault!' and the player keeps schtum and trousers the money for playing the game.

It's always the players fault. Nolan still had two years on his contract but it was inferred he was being greedy as they desperately wanted him to sign up their new deal, Carrol was such a cunt he forcibly held Ashley to ransom by knifepoint and demanded a chopper so he could escape to Liverpool.

Me too and most will enjoy meeting with mates for a pint etc until the match sometimes spoils it. Sometimes you have to sacrifice things in life and not contributing to Mike Ashley's NUFC is my statement to him. Might not make that much difference in the bigger picture but how many do you think we'd be getting on the gates with the constant shit, disrespect and mediocrity he's palmed our way since he took the reigns if he never had all these ticket deals on? Why does this tight bastard feel it in his heart to offer a steady flow of deals on tickets then sometimes gazump them half way through with even cheaper last minute deals? They know people are going to put off with no signings and showing a blatant lack of ambition so he buys the fans off to keep them sweet. I'd love to know how many fans have jacked in his ownership, largely people who were paying comparatively more than todays prices I'd wager. I think people aren't as bothered to do anything as they once did. According to media popular myth the eighties were the time of the filofax and yuppies and a 'fuck you' culture whereas I remember Miners strikes, teacher strikes (had a few bonus afternoons off back then ), Mothers gathering at Greenham Common as they didn't want American cruise missiles in this country and the poll tax riots which finally did for Thatcher. Locally all the Mam's in my street went up to the council to protest at being moved forcibly. Not really sure you get the same intensity now in the days of ipad/twitter/facebook and the huge wealth of digital entertainment. It's almost a modern version of bread and circuses to keep the mob happy and distracted. (May be talking shite here but that's my perception FWIW).

The day this man who owns us and was hoodwinked by that Tory shithouse to buy his shares goes and takes his sportsdirect, wonga, his mealey mouthed-desperate-for-a-job-put-up-with-anything-lackeys and his own portly self out of Newcastle United Football Club......then I'll return. Until then he can fucking whistle if he wants my money.

Christmas Tree, on 26 Mar 2013 - 10:29 AM, said: Hang on, just away to have a word with CT......... CT: "Hello, HMHM, what you doing round hereeeeeee-arrrrghhhh!"

I wonder what the black dude from 'black eyed peas' thinks of it?

If Mike Ashley gave a flying fuck he'd have told Joe to button it after the last time, (or not employ uncle Joe in the first place), I honestly think he likes antagonising supporters and showing his general disregard for football people by giving this job to his old piss head mate.

If she liked it then she shoulda put her ring on it.

Guaranteed to be gone by the end of the window now.

No, but we operate to shift our best players for a sizeable profit and there's no pretence about building a side around them. Just because shepherd pissed money on the likes of Owen and Luque doesn't mean that the alternative of selling your best players makes you a stronger team. We've also tried this policy of selling genuinely World Class talent before and eventually got relegated.