Howmanheyman

This in the Express about what JFK thought Mick Harford would bring to NUFC. "Ex-Toon striker Harford has earned himself a new contract at Millwall, where he will work alongside manager Steve Lomas after rejecting Kinnear’s offer. It seems that Harford’s job would have involved ferrying non-driver Kinnear around the country on scouting missions – something that didn’t really appeal!"

I've no idea who said it? Hang on a minute, mate, my phones ringing.................. ........That was Beamish on the blower, they want to know if they can have the contents of your wardrobe?

Pards getting tough with Ashley about getting some players 'over the line'. "Please, Mike, can we have some more?"

You off to a Madness or Specials concert, Rob?

A brand new bathroom plus an en-suite built in between two big bedrooms. Ended up paying a lot more than I was expecting which was a kick in the balls and I had to borrow some money out of my Dad's pension lumpa just so we've got enough spending money for our hols on Wednesday. Am fucking wounded, mind.

I was sitting on the fence till CT gave his opinion. Thanks CT!

He's a Mackem. (From someone who's not spinning anything positive).

Why? It was just material for a carry on, nothing more, nothing less.

Don't be daft, man!

'no wonder other clubs fans think we're delusional' 100% nailed on Mackem with that sentence alone.

Here's one for you. http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/illustrateur-en-c8c4de0d2e00c27271aef14168b2c423.html

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/graphiste-en-13741e057fdfcfe49bd7b3378d406d70.html

Some nice pics of the happy new family...... Gaawwwd bless 'em awlll, Ma'am!

He was up all night but unlike Daft Punk featuring Pharrell Williams, he didn't get lucky.

Can imagine a shrill voice shouting "Out of Africa!" rather than the usual "Wrong one!".

CT still my favourite.

WTF?

Unwell, bored, listening to sawing, drilling in my house and kids singing to the wii and waiting to pull myself round to go to the bank in tears to pay some builders.

I'm trying to think of a phrase which would fit with '.....and I'd have South Africa licked too' but I'm struggling.

Always fancied 'sailing up the Congo'.

Unless she didn't gamble another way.........?

It was either here or the 'belta minge' thread.

Hard lines on your date.

Must be even worse going to one sober.