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"Hi, Mike, err, Boss, err sir, Lol! (OMG!!! i'm talking to Mike Ashley!!) This is Lisa from Sportsdirect News, our readers would really, really like to know what is, like, going to happen with, you know, Papiss Cisse and stuff, you know?"

Whatever the famous person said.

"His FA Cup and League cup record is atrocious." might have been a better way to put it.

I tell you what, If it's someone famous who's saying it then that's me convinced.

He's shit in the cups. Trust me.

I don't know the sex, weight etc that the new royal baby will be but I do know that it'll be born with a silver spoon hanging out of it's mouth rather than a greggs sausage roll.

Is he not a bit young for chardonnay? I'd start him off with alcopops first, Cat.

67.4% (Meenzer completely exaggerates the numbers).

It depends what my potential students are willing to pay!

Ran past the training ground today and could see and hear our Silver foxed General shouting out instructions although I couldn't make out what he said as I was a bit too far away and I couldn't stop running otherwise Id never start again. I could be wrong but I'm sure Pards was saying, "Mousse! Mousse! Hit it dahn the channel and run my old sahn!"

Bringing 'co-commentators' into televised football definitely spoiled things.

Why does it amaze you given the fact that at least half the squad were a bunch of posing, preening media whore fannies who believed their own hype?

I was hoping it was a bona fide taxi driver.

Hang on a minute, just for clarification, here, Tooj, are you trying to say old firm fans exaggerate and tell out and out complete whoppers on a regular basis?

Aye I liked that already.

"........(Gruff Yank male voice)......From the people who brought you Spiderman, Fish Films brings you, a Dave superhero shark production........SHARKNADO!"

Watched the first two and a half episodes of series 1 via the sky go thing last night. Just bought the series box set 1-6 this morning. Fucking hell! Welcome to CT's World!

Good lad!

What they need is a few non Liverpool/ManU/Arsenal/Chelsea ex-players on and not letting fucking Niall Quinn anywhere near any of our games let alone the derby.

Anyway, sorted it out via hdmi BUT!!!!! ..........It's* only available for four more days!!!!! *The Sopranos

I can as well, rhubarb!

I was more thinking, Teacher: "What does your Daddy do, CT Junior?" CT Junior: ""Well he gets his dinner and takes photograffs of his dinner and sometimes as well he sometimes takes photograffs of his bottles of beer. He then goes out of the house in a hurry to buy sumfing then comes back and plays wiff it and then puts it outside in the garden then takes more photograffs of it then gets excited about sumfing else that he sees on the computer and then hurries outside to buy sumfing else and........." etc, etc.

It's called 'Orino de Gato' in Spanish I believe.